The Mole 2: Anime Edition
Episode Ten
Week Nine Mole Poll: Takeshi- 39%, Mitsune- 28%, Tamahome- 17%
English/Japanese Name Changes
Madison Taylor/Tomoyo Daidouji
Suzy Wong/Shiuchon Lee
Flint/Munou
Rita/Rika
Izzy/Koushiro
Contestants
Akane- Tomboy: "Ranma
½"Jenrya- Puppy Watcher: "Digimon Tamers"
Kasumi- Romantic Tension:
"Pocket Monsters"
Keitaro- Resident Manager: "Love Hina"
Kenji- Research Assistant:
"Pocket Monsters"
Miaka- Student/Priestess: "Fushigi Yuugi"
Mitsune- Slacker: "Love Hina"
Motoko- Kendo Girl: "Love
Hina"
Ranma- Freak of Nature: "Ranma ½"
Ruki- Card Shark: "Digimon
Tamers"Takeshi- Hugh Hefner-Wannabe: "Pocket
Monsters"
Takato- Goggle Boy: "Digimon Tamers"
Tamahome- Bishonen: "Fushigi Yuugi"
Washu- Genius: "Tenchi Muyo"
Episode Ten
(Mike is seated in the execution room from the previous
episode.)
Mike: You can be as devious as you want. You can aggressively
pursue exemptions and aggressively prevent others from receiving
them. You can form coalitions, conspire with others, and stab
them in the back when youre finished with them. But it is
all for not if you dont know the answer to the most
important question- "Who is the Mole?" If you know the
answer, there is nothing anybody can do to stop you. And if you
dont- you will meet your fate in time.
Takeshi: Kenji was onto Kitsune. He sincerely thought that she was the Mole, and got this far because of it. Then he starts to have some doubts and gets executed. So I really think she could be the Mole now. I guess the important thing is to not let her know that Im onto her.
Mitsune: Im not worried. Okay, I might have suspected Kenji for a little bit, but ever since Motoko told me how she suspected Takeshi, Ive been watching him. Just like I told her I would. And I have to say he could be. He really could be.
Day Twenty-Two
(Mike is driving the group to Piombino. Takeshi and Mitsune
are sitting in the back. Takeshi seems a bit troubled.)
Barb: (VO) The Mole 2 Italian Tour now heads to Piombino, slightly worse for the wear after the gig in Livorno. With Kenji gone, only five remain, and the tension has never been greater.
(Mitsune nudges Takeshi.)
Mitsune: (quietly) Hey whats up?
Takeshi: Hm?
Mitsune: Im not one for butting into other peoples business okay I am, spill it.
Takeshi: Well, its a little strange
Mitsune: Yeah?
Takeshi: When I came into this game, I heard all that stuff about Kenji. So I set myself a personal goal to beat him. And thats all I was really working towards. Now hes gone. Ive done it.
Mitsune: Great!
Takeshi: Yeah but now what?
Mitsune: What do you mean now what?
Takeshi: I was so worked up about beating Kenji that I never gave any thought to what comes next.
Mitsune: Hmm how about winning?
Takeshi: Winning. That would be unbelievable. You really think I can do it?
(Mitsune thinks for a second, then smiles.)
Mitsune: Nah
(Takeshi turns and stares at her.)
Takeshi: Thanks for the vote of confidence.
Mitsune: Youre welcome!
(Tamahome is quietly trying to listen in to the conversation.
In a very subtle motion, he writes some things down in his
journal.)
Tamahome: (VO) Mitsune and Takeshi have a very strange
association with each other. Some might call it a coalition, but
I dont know what it is. They are both definitely playing
their own game, and many times it seems that they suspect each
other. But its such a weird relationship that its
hard to tell whats going on.
(The team arrives at the hotel. Before they can get out, Mike stops them.)
Mike: Go upstairs and put your things in your room, and get unpacked. After that, meet downstairs in the lobby and well head out for an early dinner. Before that though, I need someone who can disguise themselves pretty well.
Washu: I think after Jenny-chan, we all know who to nominate.
Jenrya: Do I have to dress up like that again?
Mike: Not unless you want to.
Jenrya: Okay, Ill do it.
Mike: Great. Everybody out! Jen, Ill talk to you when we meet downstairs.
(The five gather their bags and head inside.)
Barb: (VO) Obviously, theres a challenge involved here. You
should have known that by now. While the team unpacks, a special
visitor is waiting in the lobby.
(Takeshi is packing all of his clothes into the dresser in a fairly organized fashion. When satisfied, he heads out as Mitsune arrives at her door.)
Mitsune: Ready?
Takeshi: Yep. Are you?
(Mitsune opens the door, throws her bag in, and shuts the door.)
Mitsune: Yep!
(Jenrya, Tamahome, and Washu are in the hallway as well.)
Washu: Then lets eat.
(The five head downstairs as a group. They are still walking downstairs when they catch sight of the lobby. Mike and Barb are seated, but standing in the middle of the room is the black-haired Tomoyo Daidouji of Cardcaptor Sakura- the original Mole. She is standing very calmly, looking quite cute, and smiling at the five. The other five freeze, in shock.)
Tomoyo: Hello everybody, I hope youre having fun.
Jenrya: T t t
Mitsune: Tomoleyo-chan!
Tamahome: Who?
(The others look at Tamahome.)
Tamahome: I didnt watch the first season, sorry.
(Barb stands up.)
Barb: Have a seat.
(Barb drags Mike out of his seat as the five sit in their
places. Tomoyo walks past them, and takes a close look at each
one of them.)
Jenrya: (VO) Practically nobody from the first season had
stopped by so far, so imagine the surprise when we walk
downstairs and see *the* Mole in the lobby.
(She stops at Jenrya and takes both of his hands and stares at him.)
Tomoyo: Jenrya-san?
(Jenrya gulps.)
Jenrya: Yes?
Tomoyo: Come with me.
(Jenrya stands up. Tomoyo, while still holding his hands, walks out the door with him.)
Jenrya: (nervous) W where are we going?
Mitsune: All right! Jennys gonna get some!!
Jenrya: (still nervous) Some what??
(Washu sweatdrops. Barb quietly follows Tomoyo and Jenrya out.)
Takeshi: Jenrya has much to learn
Mike: Well, lets go.
Mitsune: Go where?
Mike: Dinner.
Washu: What about Jenny?
Mike: Hes got something else to do.
(The four stand up and walk out.)
Tamahome: Hold on Jenryas going to get a shot at an exemption, isnt he?
Mike: Of course he is. This game isnt so hard to figure out, is it?
(A portside shopping center. It is bustling with activity.
Tomoyo leads Jenrya through the crowds to a small storefront.
They walk into the dark store.)
Jenrya: Uh
Tomoyo?
(Tomoyo turns on the lights. There are tons of clothes inside, including fancy cardcaptor costumes. Jenrya sweatdrops.)
Jenrya: Whats going on?
(Barb enters behind them.)
Barb: You already dressed up as Syaoran and an innocent girl. In this challenge, you will need to use whatever means necessary to disguise yourself so that the other players cant recognize you in a crowd. If they cant find you, you will be able to earn an exemption from the next quiz.
Jenrya: So whats Tomoyo here for?
(Tomoyo is holding an outfit.)
Tomoyo: Youd look very cute in this.
Barb: Shell be helping you find a suitable outfit and a suitable location to hide yourself. Youve got plenty of time, so dont rush. Have fun you two!
(Barb walks out. Tomoyo is looking through the outfits.)
Jenrya: Is there anything in here that helps me not get noticed?
Tomoyo: Lets see I dont think so.
(Mike and the other four are finishing up dinner and heading out.)
Mike: Now remember how a couple nights ago we subjected you to two challenges while you were tired and angry?
Tamahome: What about it?
Mike: Were going to be a little nicer to you today. Were subjecting you to two challenges while youre stuffed and complacent.
Takeshi: Oh man
Mike: And its a couple doozies too! Basically, youre going to be hunters in each of them. Both of these games have 25,000 yen at stake. First off, this part of town has been completely cleared away. Its an area 200 yards wide by 200 yards across. And its your playground for an hour. Your objective will be to hunt down and capture our cameo. She will be carrying a couple of flags. All you have to do is take one from her.
Washu: So who is it?
(From one side, the answer is revealed, as the brown-skinned, blond-haired Kaolla Su rides in on a giant mechanized version of episode fives Tama-chan. There is a flag on either side of Kaolla.)
Kaolla: Kaollas here!
Mike: Yes, Kaolla is here, and shes brought mecha. This is Mecha Tamago, and it is packing heat. Kaolla will fly around for an hour, and you will have to snatch one of these flags from her. The only rules are that you will receive walkie-talkies to communicate between each other and Kaolla must stay low enough to the ground for you to actually be able to catch her. Other than that, good luck, and I hope you have insurance.
Challenge Twenty-Two
(Kaolla takes off on Mecha Tamago and flies down the street
while the four players are giving walkie-talkies to communicate.)
Tamahome: So whats the plan?
Mitsune: I dunno. Theres no way for us to outrun that thing.
Washu: So we have to outthink it.
Takeshi: What do you suggest Washu?
Washu: A nice zone defense. Everybody pick a sector and try to get her.
Mitsune: Sounds good.
Takeshi: Lets do it then.
(They split up and each take a section.)
(Kaolla is flying around freely on Mecha Tamago. Her POV as she cruises through the streets aimlessly. Tamahome sees her and gets in front of her. Kaolla effortlessly flies past him before he can even make a move at the flag.)
Tamahome: Hey! Come back!
Kaolla: Bye bye!!
(Tamahome fiddles around with his communicator.)
Tamahome: Shes in my area or at least she was. I think shes headed for you Washu!
Washu: (VO) Great!
(Washu has an elaborate net set up for catching Kaolla. Kaolla
seems to be headed straight for it, then makes a sudden jerk to
the right.)
Washu: Shoot. Nice handling!
(Kaolla cuts back around, and Tamahome and Takeshi prepare to
go after it from the side. They miscalculate their attack, and
end up running into each other as Kaolla effortlessly flies past
them. They both go down hard.)
Takeshi: That was a bust.
Tamahome: Definitely. Shall we try again?
Takeshi: Let me make sure my brains still in my skull.
(Kaolla is now headed straight for Mitsune. She stands in front of the street, trying to block Kaollas path.)
Kaolla: Kitsune-san!!
Mitsune: Su!
(Kaolla maneuvers Mecha-Tamago so that it flies just past Mitsune. Before Mitsune can grab a flag, Kaolla jumps into her arms.)
Mitsune: Hey, could you slow down so we can catch you?
Kaolla: Oh yeah Im supposed to be running away from you, arent I?
Mitsune: Yeah- this is a challenge.
Kaolla: Challenge? Is it tasty?
Mitsune: Never mind, wheres Mecha-Tamago?
(Kaolla jumps out of Mitsunes arms and pulls a remote control out of nowhere.)
Kaolla: No problem!!
Mitsune: So where is it?
(Mecha-Tamago comes up from behind where Mitsune is looking.)
Kaolla: Missile fire!
(Mecha-Tamago fires two missiles, which land just behind Mitsune. She turns around, and while shes startled, Kaolla hops and Mecha-Tamago and flies off.)
Tamahome: (VO) Mitsune? Have you seen it?
Mitsune: Uh yeah. It just barely got away.
Tamahome: Damn. That suckers hard to catch.
(Shot of Mecha-Tamago flying around.)
Tamahome: (VO) This is hard. I mean, it seems like with four
people in such a limited space wed be able to do it, but we
all just got done with a huge dinner, were all disorganized
and we have no clue what were supposed to do. Its
frustrating to say the least.
(Kaolla turns a corner quickly and ends up on the same street as Washu and the giant net.)
Washu: Gotcha now its only a matter of time before you fall before the greatest
Kaolla: Missile fire!
(Kaolla fires another round of missiles, which hit the base of the net, bringing the whole thing down on top of Washu. Kaolla flies away once more. Takeshi runs up and helps Washu.)
Washu: Now I really want to catch her
Mitsune: (VO), Takeshi, Washu? Were going to meet back at the center of the square and work out another strategy.
Takeshi: Good idea. Well meet you there.
(Takeshi and Washu head back to the center.)
Washu: This Kaolla girls really starting to get on my nerves. What right does she have to pilot such a fancy mecha? And to think that were going to have another challenge immediately after this. I hope Jennys having a good time.
(Meanwhile, Jenryas trying on an outfit.)
Jenrya: Um arent I supposed to look inconspicuous?
Tomoyo: You look fine.
(Jenrya steps out in a bright yellow leisure suit.)
Jenrya: Dont tell me you designed this.
(Tomoyo paces around, looking at him from all angles.)
Tomoyo: No. Im not into boys fashions. I never did too many costumes for Li-kun.
Jenrya: Well Lee-kun needs to get something soon or hes going to miss out on an exemption opportunity.
Tomoyo: Let me think
Jenrya: (sotto) At least you arent videotaping me in this.
Tomoyo: No I left my camera with Sakura-chan.
(Jenrya looks up for a second.)
Jenrya: Hmm that gives me an idea.
(Tomoyo puts her hands together and smiles brightly.)
Tomoyo: (hopeful) Youre going to dress like Sakura-chan??
(Jenrya face faults)
(Back at the square, the group is huddled up. Caption: "10 Minutes Remaining.")
Takeshi: We have to do something now, and something fast.
Washu: We should all stay in this open area and let her come to us.
Mitsune: Yeah. Everybody stay where you can see everybody else.
(They split up again, and head to a corner of the area. In one corner, Takeshi backs up.)
Tamahome: What is it?
Takeshi: Shh shes over here.
(The other three creep over to his area. Kaolla flies down the street and Takeshi makes another dive for the flag. This time, though, his timing is much better and he successfully gets one of the flags before Kaolla flies by. The other three cheer as Takeshi hits the ground. Hes obviously enthused, but a bit exhausted. The other three help him up as Mike greets them. Caption: "Mission Accomplished")
Mike: Okay, congratulations. You "caught" Kaolla and 25,000 yen is added to the pot. You know what that means?
Mitsune: Lets do it again!
Mike: Thats right. Fortunately though, Jenrya is not riding on a giant mechanical turtle. He is, however, hidden in a crowd in different clothing. You will have thirty minutes to find him, which will begin when we arrive on the scene. Lets get down there and start part two.
(They all nod and follow Mike away from the square. Kaolla continues to ride Mecha-Tamago blissfully behind them.)
Tamahome: (VO) We got through that one by the skin of our teeth. Takeshi made a great save to get us the money. If he hadnt thought on his feet like that, theres no way we would have pulled it off.
Mitsune: (VO) Hey, a wins a win. We just barely pulled that off, but in a game like that, theres no other way to do it!
Challenge Twenty-Three
(The shopping center. The four and Mike meet up with Barb.)
Mitsune: Wow good thing I brought my credit card!!
Washu: We dont have time for that. We gotta find Jenny.
Barb: He is good and hidden somewhere in this shopping center. Tap him on the shoulder and another 25,000 yen is added to the pot. If you cant find him in thirty minutes, no money is added and Jenrya receives an exemption from the next quiz.
Mike: If youre ready, the clock starts now.
Takeshi: Okay, wed better split up to cover more ground.
Tamahome: Yeah.
Mitsune: Everybody take a corner again?
Tamahome: Sounds good.
Washu: Hold on do you really think we should split up into four different groups?
Mitsune: What do you mean?
Washu: Well, I mean whoever the Mole is obviously isnt going to look very hard for Jenny. That leaves only three people left.
Takeshi: If we split up into pairs, then its only two groups.
Mitsune: But the Mole would probably try to find some way to distract their partner, and that leaves one group.
Tamahome: But what if Jenryas the Mole?
Takeshi: Hmm to be on the safe side we should assume hes not.
Tamahome: Ah.
Washu: We should think about this logically. What would the Mole do to try to sabotage this game?
(Everybody thinks for a second.)
Takeshi: Probably waste a bunch of time trying to get everybody to stop and figure out the Moles next move.
Washu: Point taken- lets look for him.
(They split up and each try looking for him.)
Washu: (VO) After the last few challenges, Ive decided
that instead of waiting for the Mole to do something, it would be
best to figure out what the Mole would want to do, then stop them
from doing it. Its time we take the initiative here.
(After some searching, Takeshi and Mitsune meet up with either other.)
Takeshi: Do you see him?
Mitsune: Nope. Not a trace of him.
Takeshi: Yeah. You know hes probably moving around, wherever he is. I think somebody should stay around this area.
Mitsune: Hmm you go over there and flush him in my direction?
Takeshi: Sounds good.
(Takeshi heads off while Mitsune stands in the area.)
(Washu is weaving through the crowd, and looking around.)
Takeshi: (VO) Were even more disorganized than we were
the first time. With all these people here, there is no way we
can find Jenrya without some sort of a plan. And at this point,
theres no way were all going to be able to regroup
and have any time left to actually go through with a plan.
(Tamahome is looking around and sees a kid thats about Jenryas height, wearing a cap and ordinary civilian clothes.)
Tamahome: Hey! There you are!
(The kid starts running away. Tamahome starts chasing after him.)
Tamahome: Jenrya! Get back here!
(Tamahome continues to chase him, while Takeshi and Washu are behind him watching.)
Takeshi: How much time do we have left?
Washu: About five minutes.
Takeshi: Tamahome! Try to get him over towards us!
(Mitsune arrives as well.)
Mitsune: Hey, wheres Tamahome going?
Takeshi: I guess hes chasing after Jenrya.
Washu: Hed better hurry.
Takeshi: Hey, Kitsune, why arent you at your post?
Mitsune: I searched that side about as good as I could. Hes got to be on this side.
(After a continuing chase, where the three other players watch Tamahome chase the kid for a couple minutes, the kid starts towards the three. Takeshi and Mitsune catch him and flip the hat off. Unfortunately, its not Jenrya, but some regular kid.)
Mitsune: Hey! You arent Jenrya?
Kid: Look, I dont know what you want with me!
Takeshi: Why were you running?
Kid: I got some six-foot-tall guy behind me, looking like he wants to kill me, what am I supposed to do?!
(Takeshi lets the kid go as Barb and Mike approach.)
Tamahome: Shoot. Do we have any time left?
Mike: Afraid not. Looks like you lost this one.
Barb: Well, you did, but Jenrya didnt. He has earned an exemption. You can come out now!
Mitsune: Where the hell is he?
Jenrya: (OS) Cut!
(Mitsune, Takeshi, Tamahome, and Washu all look at the camera, which turns around. Jenrya is standing next to it, in a production outfit, complete with green thumbprint cap and Animation Alliance jacket now available at stores everywhere!)
Jenrya: A little more emotion from you Mitsune. Sell it!
(Caption: "Mission Failed")
Washu: Where were you?
Jenrya: You know when they say ignore the guys behind the camera?
(clueless nods)
Jenrya: Maybe you shouldve made an exception.
Mitsune: Wait you were behind the camera following Tamahome the whole time?
Jenrya: That I was.
Takeshi: Tamahome?! How come you didnt notice?
Mitsune: Yeah, how often do you see ten-year olds working as production assistants?
Tamahome: I dunno. I figured they were just violating child labor laws again.
Barb/Mike: (OS) You cant prove anything!!
Washu: Jeez we lost another one.
Mitsune: No kidding
(Washu and Mitsune start to walk away.)
Tamahome: Look, Im sorry, I didnt see
Takeshi: Hey! Girls! Get over here!
(Washu and Mitsune look at him.)
Mitsune: What makes you think thats going to work now?
Takeshi: Look, okay, we lost that one, but we cant get down on ourselves.
Tamahome: No kidding. We won the first one.
Takeshi: Yeah. Look on the bright side- we already won one challenge, were at a shopping center and Kenjis still gone!
(Mitsune smiles.)
Mitsune: I guess so.
Tamahome: Yeah. The more we get down on ourselves, the more the Mole controls us.
Takeshi: Exactly. Now we have to get back after this and concentrate on whatever they give us tomorrow.
(Everybody seems a bit more uplifted now. Except for Jenrya, who appears troubled.)
Jenrya: That was great for the team and all, but you can probably imagine how I feel. I mean, Takeshi and Tamahome are talking about how they have to rebound and play as a team, and I just did something which was for my own benefit. Its great that I got the exemption, but given the way everybody reacted, and the way they isolated me like that, it almost makes the exemption not worth it.
(Jenrya knocks on door. Washu lets him in. Jenrya steps into her room, to see a whole bunch of fancy lab equipment inside. Washu is experimenting on a mysterious green liquid.)
Jenrya: Um you certainly made this place your own.
Washu: Yeah when youre on the road, you have to be reminded of home every now and then!
(The green liquid explodes. Washu is covered in soot.)
Washu: So did you enjoy your exemption?
Jenrya: Well, it definitely helps me out now. But I dont think I scored any points with the group.
Washu: Forget the group, Jenny. Youre fighting for yourself. You managed to outsmart all of them, and you earned an exemption. I dont see a problem.
Jenrya: Thanks.
Washu: And besides, at the very least you make people more suspicious of you. And thats always good!
(Jenrya stands up.)
Jenrya: I do not want to make people more suspicious of me!
Washu: Why not?
Jenrya: I just dont. I just feel really uncomfortable trying to act suspicious and make people think Im the Mole.
Washu: Its a good strategy.
Jenrya: No it isnt. Okay?
(Jenrya walks out. Washu shakes her head.)
Washu: Weird kid that Jenny is
(Washu looks back at the door, seemingly concerned for a second. She returns to her work.)
Washu: Nah
Washu: I am not playing this game the way I had intended to. This coalition with Jenrya has had a lot of ups, but there are a few things I have to be concerned about. One is the possibility that Jenrya could be the Mole. I dont think so myself, but every so often, he does something that really makes you wonder. Unfortunately, I have to trust him.
Day Twenty-Three
(Jenrya is walking downstairs with Mitsune.)
Mitsune: Look, look, you just have to do what you have to do. I dont think anybody blames you for it.
Jenrya: Okay.
Mitsune: Next time we all decide to play as a team, well let you know, all right?
Jenrya: (smiling) Thanks.
(Jenrya and Mitsune continue downstairs.)
Mitsune: (VO) I dont trust Jenrya. Havent for a
long time. Hes another one thats high on my Mole
list. I dont see anything wrong with gunning for an
exemption, but what troubles me is how he pulled it off. How did
he get that jacket anyway?
(The group is back down in the lobby with Barb and Mike.)
Barb: So far, youve been on the road for twenty-two days. And in that time, nine people have been executed and 382,000 yen has been earned, which will be claimed by one lucky winner. Before we are done, more money will be earned and three more will be executed.
Mike: In the reality series business, this is what we call "the stretch," where being on the road starts to get to you a bit and youre starting to miss home. Since we like to keep our puppets happy, we have the obligatory "visit from friends" day.
Barb: Its required by the Union of Reality Series Contestants to have a visitor for every character, or a contest where the winner or winners get visits. Were actually nice enough to do one for everybody this time. Each of you five have two people waiting for you.
Mike: But first! We might as well use this opportunity to give you guys a challenge! Lets go!
Challenge Twenty-Four
(A room is setup in a similar fashion to a police lineup
room, with an adjacent window. The room has five desks on it,
each with a stack of cards. Each has a wire tray in the front
deep enough to hold the cards. Mike and Barb enter.)
Mike: Have a seat anywhere youd like.
(They sit in the following order- Mitsune, Takeshi, Tamahome, Jenrya, Washu. Mitsune is closest to Mike.)
Mike: In a moment, twelve people will enter the room nearby. Six are young girls, while six are adult men. Seven of them are friends and family of someones. Five are just there to confuse you. For each of you, Ill ask you to identify someone, and your job will be to pick the card matching the number of that person. Afterwards, if the entire group can amass fifteen correct answers, 20,000 yen is added to the pot and you can spend some quality time with your friends.
Barb: If were ready, lets meet the group.
(In the lineup room, there are places labeled one through six. In the front row- six girls walk in. Behind number one is a girl with black hair in a Chinese wardrobe. Number two is a redhead with hair tied up in a stylish bow. Three is a young girl with short brown hair. Four has somewhat longer brown hair, with two little "antennas" sticking up. Five is another young girl with short teal green hair, and a similar hairstyle as number three. Six is a girl with long, blue pigtails. All but number two seem to be in a good mood.)
Mike: And the guys
(Six men stand behind the girls. Number one is a man with tanned skin and black hair. Number two looks similar, with a moustache. Number three is a brownish redhead with fairly short hair. Four has short black hair and glasses. Five also has glasses, but with blue hair. Six is a blond with a serious face and sunglasses. This time, only three, four, and five seem to want to be here.)
Barb: Im sure you recognize who your visitors are, but what about the others? The cards each have numbers on them. Red cards are for the front row, black cards are for the back. Lets begin with somebody from the front row. We are looking for Jenryas younger sister Shiuchon.
(Jenrya smiles and puts a card in the slot. The others have quite a bit of hesitation, and slowly make a decision.)
Barb: Ready?
Mike: Next up, Mitsune.
Mitsune: Oh boy I see where this is going
Barb: They cant hear us by the way.
Mike: This is Mitsunes former teacher Yasunori Seta whom Mitsune had a crush on.
(Mitsune is blushing a bit, but answers. Most of the group, except Jenrya and Tamahome, seem confident in their answers.)
Barb: Third is Tamahomes. Were looking for his younger sister this time. Her name is Yuiren.
(Mitsune, Takeshi, and Washu seem completely lost, but answer.)
Mike: Fourth up is Takeshi. Looking for his deadbeat dad Munou.
Barb: Like I said, they cant hear us.
(Slightly more confidence this time, although Jenrya is still struggling.)
Barb: And finally its Washu. We are looking for her friend Sasami, cook extraordinaire and least insane of the Tenchi girls.
(A lot more confidence with this answer.)
Mike: Okay, everybody has their votes locked in. Pull them out and well see how we did.
(The group does so.)
Barb: First off, were looking for Jenryas sister Shiuchon. Well go around, starting on Jenryas left. Washu?
Washu: Call me crazy, but I actually see some resemblance with that redhead, so I said number two.
(Washu holds up a red "2" card.)
Barb: Mitsune?
Mitsune: This was a toughie I said Three. Shes definitely somebodys sister.
Mike: Takeshi?
Takeshi: I said the same thing. Three.
Barb: Tamahome?
Tamahome: I know who number three is but the blue hair kinda gave it away to me. I went with Six.
Barb: Two, Three, Three, and Six. Jenrya? Who is Shiuchon?
(Jenrya shakes his head and holds up "5.")
Jenrya: Sorry. I cant change my family.
Mike: Ooh well Jenrya at least got it right, so one correct answer. Not a good start. Lets move to Dr. Seta. Takeshi?
Takeshi: Looking at everybody, I think Kitsune would most likely fall for number four.
Barb: Youll have to ask where he shops later on. Tamahome?
Tamahome: I agree. Number four.
Mike: Jenrya?
Jenrya: I think Mitsunes more into the rugged type, so I said number one.
Washu: I went with Takeshi and Tamahome and said four.
Barb: Mitsune?
Mitsune: I have to come clean its number four.
(Applause from the group. Caption: "Total Correct- 5")
Mike: Mitsune, Takeshi, Tamahome, and Washu are correct- four points are added. Next up is Yuiren. Jenrya? Who is it?
Jenrya: Well, the only ones who look like they could be Tamahomes sister are one, three, and five. Since five is my sister, I went with three.
Washu: I also went with three on this.
Mitsune: I had the same logic as Jenny, but I went one.
Takeshi: One for me as well.
Mike: Tamahome? Its three points either way.
Tamahome: How could I not know little Yuiren number three.
(Caption: "Total Correct- 8")
Mike: Tamahome, Jenrya, and Washu add three points, bringing it to eight. Youre halfway there, but we only have two people left. One is Munou, Takeshis father. Tamahome, start us off.
Tamahome: I dont know, something about the eyes. I said number one.
Jenrya: One and two look really close standing next to each other. I said two.
Washu: I agree with Tama-chan. Its one.
Mitsune: And I agree with Jenny-chan. Its two.
Mike: Takeshi? Once again a split vote. Three points are added no matter who it is.
Takeshi: Assuming that I got it right. I havent seen him in awhile.
Barb: Do you even know who it is?
Takeshi: Of course I do. Its number one and Kitsune better not have a crush on him.
(Caption: "Total Correct- 11")
Barb: Were getting down to the wire here. We have Washus friend Sasami. Four of you need to get this in order to win the money. Well start with Mitsune.
Mitsune: Pressures on huh? Well, I just picked the person that looked most like Shinobu. Nobody here really looks like Shinobu, but number six is the next closest thing.
Takeshi: Its something about those pigtails. I had to go six.
Tamahome: I looked for nice. Six is nice, but number four really looks like a cook extraordinaire.
Jenrya: To reiterate- the pigtails. Number six.
Mike: Washu? If number six is Sasami, 20,000 yen is added to the pot.
Washu: I have good news then!
(She holds up the red "6" card. Cheers from the group. Caption: "Challenge Completed")
Mike: That is Sasami, and you are 20,000 yen richer.
Barb: Lets meet the entire group, starting with the adults.
(Pan around, to show each of the six men.)
Mike: Number one is indeed Munou, Takeshis father while two
is actually Tamahomes father, here with Yuiren. Three is
Digimon Adventures Koushiro Izumi, four is everyones
favorite Dr. Seta, five is actually Jenryas dad, Januu,
while six is Yamaki, also of Tamers fame.
(Pan to show the six girls.)
Barb: Among the girls, one and two are both on loan from Gatekeepers. One is Chinese operative Feiling Fen, while two is the captains little sister Saemi Ukiya. Three is Tamahomes youngest sister Yuiren, while four is Rika from Cardcaptor Sakura.
Mike: Ahem
Barb: What?
Mike: Subbed names, please.
Barb: Rika is her subbed name.
Mike: Really?
(Barb nods.)
Mike: Huh. I change a name to Rika and Manny changes a name from Rika we gotta have more communication when we dub anime.
Barb: Anyway, five is Shiuchon Lee, Jenryas sis, and six is indeed Sasami from the Tenchi household. Have fun!
(The five players are led to a nearby reception room where the twelve lineup players walk out. Those associated with one of the five head immediately to their person.)
Yuiren: Niichan!
(Yuiren runs up to Tamahome. He smiles brightly, picks her up, and swings her around.)
Yuiren: Niichan!
Tamahome: Hey there Yuiren. Hey pops.
(Tamahomes dad, who as in the anime will always be referred to as Pops, walks up.)
Pops: Is everything going okay with you here?
Tamahome: Yeah. Its been great.
(Barb puts a hand on Tamahomes shoulder.)
Barb: (smiling) Obviously this series takes place before episode twenty-seven.
Tamahome: Why, what happens in episode twenty-seven?
(Barb takes a long look at Yuiren.)
Barb: Nothing!!
(Barb addresses the remainder of the group.)
Barb: Attention! Im sure you may have noticed that it seems a bit unfair for Jenrya and Tamahome to get two visitors while everybody else gets one. And were evening things up a bit. These three obviously couldnt be in the lineup, since they were already contestants in the first series. Ladies and gentlemen- Satoshi, Naru, and Tenchi.
(Satoshi, Naru, and Tenchi all walk in smiling and head towards Takeshi, Mitsune, and Washu respectively.)
Sasami: Tenchi! Its so good to see you!
Tenchi: Hey there Sasami, Washu-chan.
Washu: Hey Tenchi. You know how we were all impressed after you won last time?
Tenchi: Yeah?
Washu: Im not so impressed any more- this games easy!
(Tenchi sweatdrops.)
(Shot of Takeshi talking with Munou and Satoshi.)
Takeshi: (VO) It feels great to talk to everybody again.
Were working so hard to play the game, and its just
great to be able to take time off to remember people we care
about.
(Mitsune is talking with Naru and Seta.)
Seta: So how difficult is this game exactly?
Naru: Its tough. Very tough. I mean, you have to keep your eyes open all the time, and you dont know who to trust.
Mitsune: Its a piece of cake!
Naru: I suppose this game is right up your alley, isnt it?
Seta: What about the challenges?
Mitsune: Those are fun.
Naru: Yeah. Those are great.
Mitsune: We had this one yesterday where we had to chase Su-chan around while she was riding Mecha-Tamago.
Naru: Wow. Howd you do?
Mitsune: We won. Takeshi made a nice dive and got the flag.
(In another corner of the room, Takeshi sneezes.)
Munou: Somebody must be talking about you.
Takeshi: And I think I know who!
(Takeshi walks over to Mitsune. Satoshi and Munou shrug and follow.)
Takeshi: Hey there Kitsune. Who are your friends?
Mitsune: Oh this is Naru and Seta-san.
(Seta and Takeshi shake hands. Takeshi shakes a nervous Narus hand as well.)
Takeshi: Well, I must say, of all the people that have come to visit us today, you certainly are the prettiest.
(Naru gets ready to strike )
Satoshi: Well duh all the other girls are eight-year olds.
Naru: Hey!
(Instead of hitting Takeshi, Naru knocks Satoshi upside the head.)
Takeshi: Well handled he obviously doesn't understand that your beau
(Naru nails Takeshi.)
Naru: Dont think youre immune!
(Off on the sides, Mike and Barb observe.)
Mike: I like these episodes- we dont have to do anything until the execution.)
Barb: No kidding.
(Saemi Ukiya, number two, nudges Barbs sleeve.)
Barb: Yes?
Saemi: Hey, what are we supposed to do?
Barb: Whos we?
(Saemi points to Feiling, Rika, Koushiro, and Yamaki. Koushiro has his arms folded while Yamaki is fiddling with his lighter.)
Barb: Uh
Mike: I guess they can join in for awhile.
Saemi: I do believe you are under contract to feed us.
Barb: Oh well, stay for dinner if you want.
(Feiling, Rika, and Koushiro head out towards the others, as does Saemi.)
Yamaki: No thanks. Busy.
(Yamaki walks out.)
Mike: See those are the kind of cameos I like. Say one line and leave.
(Jenrya is with his family. Tamahome is nearby with his.)
Shiuchon: So how long is it going to be Jenrya?
Jenrya: I dont know. Probably only for another week or so.
Janyuu: What do you think the odds are of you winning?
Jenrya: I like my chances. Im working with Washu over there to make sure that well be in the finals with whoever the Mole is.
Janyuu: Ah. But do you have a plan to beat Washu? I hope Im not asking too many questions, but if youre really set on winning, I want to support you as much as I can.
Jenrya: Well yeah. I mean, of course I have a plan to beat Washu. Ive figured out what to do. Trust me Dad, Ill beat Washu.
(Jenrya smiles as Shiuchon walks up to Yuiren.)
Shiuchon: Hello there!
Yuiren: Neechan?
Jenrya: No, this is my sister her names Shiuchon.
Tamahome: Shiuchon, this is Yuiren.
Shiuchon: Yuiren!
Yuiren: Neechan!
(Jenrya sweatdrops.)
Jenrya: Cute kid.
Tamahome: That she is.
Yuiren: Niichan? How long before you win?
Tamahome: I didnt say I was going to win Yuiren. But dont worry, if I do, youll see every penny of it.
Pops: We dont doubt you for a second Tamahome.
(Tamahome smiles. Jenrya does as well.)
Jenrya: Wow. So if you win, youre sending it all to your family?
Tamahome: Thats right. Im doing this for Pops, Yuiren, Chuei, Gyokuran, and Shunkei. How are they doing anyway?
Pops: Theyre good. Chueis helping out a lot around the house
(As they continue the conversation, Janyuu turns to Jenrya.)
Janyuu: Wed better let them talk. Shiuchon, could you let me and Jenrya talk for a minute. I want to hear everything thats going on with him. Im sure you can entertain yourself for awhile.
Shiuchon: Definitely!
(Shot of Tamahome and his father talking.)
Tamahome: (VO) This was a really nice reminder of what
Im doing all this for. Its so easy to forget when
youre out here that theres a family at home waiting
for you. I really want to do well for their sake, and this visit
was a great shot in the arm.
(Washu, Tenchi, and Sasami are talking.)
Washu: So how come youre here instead of the other girls?
Because whoever called that shot made a good decision.
Tenchi: I know. I wouldnt want to deal with Ryoko or anyone else right now. This is your day, Washu.
Sasami: Actually, from what I heard, it was because Ryoko, Aeka, Kiyone, and Mihoshi all got to be on the show last time and I didnt. Theyre making it up right now.
Washu: Oh, so you won by default!
Sasami: (a little sad) I guess so.
Tenchi: Hey dont worry about it, its better than if they ignored you completely. Youre here, and thats whats important.
Sasami: (uplifted) Thanks Tenchi.
(Shiuchon strolls into the conversation.)
Sasami: Well hello there. Who are you with?
Shiuchon: Jenrya.
Washu: Ah, so youre Jennys sister?
Shiuchon: Yep.
Tenchi: Well Im Tenchi, and this is Sasami and Washu.
Sasami: Hi!
Shiuchon: Washu oh! Jen-niichan was just talking about you! He said he was going to beat you!
(Washu smiles until she realizes what Shiuchon just said.)
Washu: Really he did.
Shiuchon: Yup!
(Shiuchon strolls away to a very confused Washu.)
Washu: Jenrya said hes going to beat me?
Tenchi: Dont take it seriously Washu. I dont think anybody could beat you at a game like this.
Sasami: Thats right Washu, youre the smartest person I know.
(Washu smiles.)
Washu: Thats right! He cant beat me! Im Washu!
Washu: Im just going to laugh it off for now, but I wont forget he said that. I havent seen enough evidence that tells me not to trust Jenrya, but hes certainly making me nervous.
(Finally, Takeshi is talking Dr. Seta.)
Takeshi: So anyway, Dr. Seta, how is it that youre so popular with the ladies?
Seta: Women always fall for smart, handsome men that graduate from Tokyo University.
Takeshi: Dr. Seta, I would like to apply for Tokyo University as soon as possible.
(Meanwhile, Mitsune and Naru are talking.)
Naru: Whats with him anyway?
Mitsune: Takeshi? Hes one to watch. Hes fun to play with too
Naru: You and him arent
Mitsune: Of course not! Totally not my type. But its a blast watching him try!
(Satoshi enters the scene.)
Satoshi: What I cant figure out is Seta. I dont understand how anyone can get a crush on their teacher.
(Before Naru can slug Satoshi, something catches her eye.)
Seta: I guess women just love a guy that can teach
(Seta notices it too he looks down to see Rika staring up at him.)
Seta: (pleasant) Can I help you?
Rika: (dreamily) Um er no.
(Mitsune and Naru face fault. Satoshi scratches his head.)
Mitsune: All in all, this is great. My best friends here. Seta-sans always fun to be around. You get to meet all the other peoples families. This has been a fantastic day.
(The entire group, including a few of the extras, are seated around dinner. Barb raises a glass)
Barb: After the chef went on a nervous breakdown from having to serve all of you, were finally ready to eat. Good thing youre here Sasami or wed all be starving.
Sasami: No problem!
Barb: Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that the guests are going to be staying here for the night, and will leave tomorrow morning. This gives you extra time to be with them. The bad news- one contestant, along with their guests, will be leaving tonight. Tonight is the tenth quiz, followed by an execution. Ten questions will determine whether or not you stay in the game. Jenrya- last night you earned an exemption. You will automatically advance to the next round. As for the rest of you, good luck. Im sure you do not want to be executed tonight. If you want to know how it feels ask Satoshi.
(Satoshi rolls his eyes.)
Jenrya: Well now I am glad that I got the exemption. I mean, except for maybe the first one, the worst time to be executed is when you have family watching. Im just really relieved that I dont have to worry about something like that happening.
(Shot of Tamahome entering a room to take the quiz. Yuiren
gives him a hug.)
Yuiren: Good luck.
Tamahome: Thanks.
(Tamahome goes inside)
(Shot of Takeshi taking the quiz. His question is "How
many places away from Mike did the Mole sit in the Visitors
game?")
Takeshi: (VO) Kitsune missed a lot of opportunities to catch
Kaolla. I mean, Kaolla jumped into her arms and she wasnt
able to get the flag. She also missed the most questions about
our guests.
(Shot of Mitsune taking the quiz. Her question is "Which
row did the Mole sit in during the last execution?")
Mitsune: (VO) Takeshis been really dramatic about team
unity and such. I dont know if this is how he acts when
Kenjis not around or its just a cover. I dont
know, I dont buy into it all that much.
(Shot of Tamahome taking the quiz. His question is "Who
is one person that visited the Mole?")
Tamahome: (VO) Washu could still definitely be the Mole.
Shes the loner of the group, and she always comes up with
the weirdest stuff during challenges, half of which doesnt
work. I think shes really keeping to herself, even with her
coalition with Jenrya.
(Shot of Washu taking the quiz. Her question is "What
happened to the Mole during the Hunter games?")
Washu: (VO) For now, Im trusting Jenrya. My gut instinct
says to drop him right now to be on the safe side, but Im
going to proceed very cautiously. If he is the Mole, I have to
have the presence to see that. If hes not, we could be
involved in some serious mind games between each other very soon.
I still think I can beat him there.
(As an added treat, camera talk with the ten visitors. First
is Janyuu and Shiuchon.)
Janyuu: Im sure that Jenrya would do a good job in whatever
they assign him. If hes the Mole, he has me fooled.
Shiuchon: I think Jen-niichan's going to win.
(Satoshi and Munou)
Satoshi: I dont think that Takeshis the Mole. But if
he was, he could do a great job of it.
Munou: He could be the Mole. Id have to spend more time with him to see if he really is or not.
(With Naru and Seta
)
Seta: Kitsune-chan is playing the game well. I dont think
shes the Mole though. Id put money on her winning,
but I doubt that shes the Mole.
Naru: Yeah. Kitsune is in her atmosphere. I think shes having a lot more fun than I did.
(Tamahomes dad and Yuiren.)
Pops: Tamahomes a good kid. He could fool a lot of people.
Many question his motivations, but I know exactly how good a
person my son is.
(And finally, Tenchi and Sasami.)
Tenchi: Actually, it could be Washu. It sounds a bit crazy, but I
think that the possibility is there.
Sasami: If shes not the Mole, shes winning. And thats that.
(The reception room from before. It has been cleared away so that theres room for the five players and each of their guests. Barb presides.)
Barb: You know, we might as well make this festive. Tenchi, Satoshi, Naru? Do you remember how this works?
(They nod.)
Barb: Show us how its done then.
(They smile and stand up.)
Satoshi: Uh well enter your names into the computer one at a time.
Tenchi: If a green thumbprint appears, youve made it to the next round.
Naru: If a red thumbprint appears buh bye! Also, I guess the little blue-haired kids earned an exemption.
Tenchi: So he cant be executed tonight.
Satoshi: Whos first?
(Takeshi raises a hand. Satoshi heads to the computer.)
Takeshi: Uh actually Satoshi could you have Tenchi type it in? Sorry Im feeling a bit superstitious.
(Tenchi walks over and types "TAKESHI" into the computer. Takeshi is fairly calm.)
(It flashes green. Takeshi nods.)
Tenchi: Whos next?
(Washu raises a hand. Tenchi types "WASHU" into the
computer.)
Tenchi: I dont have to add the chan, do I?
(It flashes green. Washu smiles.)
Tenchi: Tamahome?
(Tenchi types "TAMAHOME" into the computer.)
(It flashes red.)
Jenrya: (shocked) Oh wow.
(Tamahome is visibly sad.)
Yuiren: Niichan?
Tamahome: (sadly) I guess we have to go.
(Tamahome stands up with his dad and Yuiren and heads out with Barb. The rest of the group is visibly saddened.)
Tamahome: (VO) Why tonight? Just as I was feeling uplifted and inspired again. Im just at a loss for words right now. I didnt want it to end. Not in front of Yuiren. Dammit.
(Inside, the group is still shocked.)
Jenrya: You really have to feel sorry for him. He didnt have a lot, and he really had a purpose for winning. We had a few problems, but when you think about it- hes the real deal. He goes all out for the things that are important to him, and you just wish that there were more people like that in the world.
(Janyuu pats his son on the shoulder.)
(Outside, Tamahome, Yuiren, and Daddy get into the van. After they get in, Tamahome turns to Barb.)
Tamahome: Seriously what happens in episode twenty-seven?
Barb: Seriously nothing.
(The van drives off. Thats the end of that chapter.)
End Episode Ten
Authors Notes
Hey, we needed some tear-jerker drama before cutting Fushigi
Yuugi off. Just like Motokos last bow, I had to include
something to make you realize that Fushigi Yuugi is not primarily
a comedy. While it does have its share of comedic moments,
its a very deep dramatic work, and a very good one at that.
Im not going to say what happens in episode twenty-seven, since its obviously a spoiler. If you want to know, e-mail me.
I must apologize to those that are familiar with the foreign Moles. In most of the challenges where a player runs and hides to get an exemption, usually the player does dress as a cameraman or production worker. I did not have time to think up something different.
Anyway, next episode will hopefully hit the plot hard, since we have two really shaky coalitions right now- Jenrya and Washu in one and Mitsune and Takeshi in another. Who will win? Who will lose? Thats not answered yet! Only two episodes before we do though. Release! Sorry Ive been watching too much CCS.