The Anime-zing Race

Episode One

Disclaimer
I so own nothing. The concept, characters, and even the hosts belong to somebody else. I feel so lonely!

Author’s Notes
This is the curtain call. An encore reality series simply for fun. The AA’s gone, hopefully taking all the depressing elements along with it. This’ll be pretty much what you’d expect from my previous reality series- the comedic crossover element, the glory and thrills of competition, and of course, the marketing element that’s going to make you want to go out and buy all these series you haven’t seen before. In case you aren’t familiar with all of the characters, head on over to the official Anime-zing Race website (which you can find on my author's profile page) to learn more about the teams, vote for your favorite teams and who you think will win, and enter a contest to win a DVD of any of the series seen here.

 

Leg One
(Breathtaking shots of the tropical landscape of Okinawa, an island southwest of Japan. Finally, pan in to a shot of Love Hina’s Keitaro Urashima, walking along one of the island’s many beaches.)
Keitaro: I’m standing here in Okinawa, Japan. A beautiful island, where the hot springs tamago breed of turtles fly naturally and the Iriomote mountain cats live in seclusion. This is the starting line for a race unlike any other… except for that one on CBS which this steals just about every concept from without their permission.

(Keitaro stops and looks around nervously.)

Keitaro: Don’t tell anybody.

(Keitaro continues walking.)

Keitaro: From this starting line, eleven teams will begin a race around, and above, the world for ten million yen. 

(Shot of a boat, sending four liferafts to the shore.)

Keitaro: (VO) Boats are taking the teams to this location.

(Back to Keitaro)

Keitaro: Each team is made up of two people with a pre-existing relationship. And they’re going to need that relationship to survive the world and everything within it. The eleven teams are…

 

(The first raft lands, and the first team steps onto the beach- Takuya Kanbara and Zoe Orimoto from the fourth season of Digimon.)
Keitaro: (VO) Takuya and Zoe, digi-destined from Tokyo, of the series Digimon.

(Shot of Takuya and Zoe traveling along a Trailmon track. Interview sessions are shown through italics.)
Takuya: (VO) We’re part of a team with a major responsibility. Of course we’re going to work together well. We’re pretty much screwed if we don’t.
Zoe: It’s a professional relationship. Not friendly, not mushy, not at each other’s throats every five seconds. It’s professional. Well… maybe at each other’s throats every five minutes. But still professional.

 

(The second team, Cardcaptor Sakura title character Sakuya Kinomoto and friend Tomoyo Daidouji, get off the boat.)
Keitaro: (VO) Sakura and Tomoyo, best friends and schoolmates from Tomoeda.

(Shot of Sakura practicing her cheerleading routine, as Tomoyo videotapes her.)
Sakura: (VO) We know everything about each other, and we’ve been through enough together so that I know nothing can hurt me if I know Tomoyo is nearby.
Tomoyo: Sakura has been through quite a few fun adventures and I’ve been very content watching her and keeping a living record of all the amazing things she does. But we’re in this to work together, and we’re going to do just that.

 

(Cowboy Bebop’s Spike Spiegel and Jet Black step on the beach. Both have little expression, looking at the situation carefully.)
Keitaro: (VO) Spike and Jet, bounty hunters wandering aimlessly from the series Cowboy Bebop.

(Shot of Spike lounging around the back of the Bebop as Jet passively types around on the computer.)
Spike: (VO) It gets to a point where you look up at the same stars you’ve seen for the last month and you say- there’s gotta be something we can do to change the pace a little. I think that’s why we’re here.
Jet: The money’s an afterthought. This is a lot of work, even for all that cash.

 

(The final team leaving the first raft is Ash Ketchum and Brock Slate of Pokémon.)
Keitaro: (VO) Ash and Brock, Pokémon trainers… also wandering aimlessly.

(Shot of Ash battling with Pikachu, as Brock watches intently.)
Brock: (VO) It’s another adventure. We travel a lot, and we think that’s going to give us a big advantage in a race to cover so much ground in so little time.
Ash: Brock’s been a friend, a mentor, and someone I’ve come to really respect. And we’re both out to do what we always do- be the best.

 

(The second boat arrives. The first ones leaving are Tenchi Muyo’s Aeka and Sasami. Aeka steps off carefully.)
Keitaro: (VO) Aeka and Sasami, sisters and members of the Jurai royal family, from the series Tenchi Muyo.

(Sasami is playing in the backyard of the Masaki household as Aeka observes her, smiling.)
Aeka: (VO) Many of the other teams may discount us immediately, seeing as we are princesses. But princesses can have their competitive edge as well, and we’re more than ready to tackle the demands of this race.
Sasami: I love my sister Aeka and we’re going to show them what we’re really capable of!

 

(Misato Katsuragi and Ritsuko Akagi of Evangelion step off the boat.)
Keitaro: (VO) Misato and Ritsuko, government officials living in Tokyo-3, from the series Neon Genesis Evangelion.

(Ritsuko and Misato are walking down the halls at NERV Headquarters, both looking over some paperwork.)
Ritsuko: (VO) It’s not a glamorous life, and we don’t get to travel nearly as often as we’d like to. When we do, it’s always on business. Not that there’s much to see in our world anyway.
Misato: So we’re going to see the world in this time period and, I don’t know, maybe nab some cash on the way. Get ready world… it’s Ladies Night.

 

(The final team on raft two is Syaoran and Meiling Li, of Cardcaptor Sakura.)
Keitaro: (VO) Syaoran and Meiling, cousins from Hong Kong, from the series Cardcaptor Sakura.

(Syaoran and Meiling are practicing martial arts together.)
Syaoran: (VO) We have a deep bond with each other. We’ve trained together, and understand our strengths and weaknesses.
Meiling: Not only that, but I’m his bride! That’s not just a title that’s thrown around, you know.

 

(Raft three- Digimon’s second rep, Takato and Henry, disembark.)
Keitaro: (VO) Takato and Henry, Digimon Tamers out of West Shinjuku.

(Takato and Henry supervise their partners battling the bad creatures on the street.)
Henry: (VO) When you save the world, you get a real different outlook on life. I want to see what the heck we saved. And maybe get paid for it.
Takato: We’re tight. We get the feeling that between either of us, we can do just about anything. Well, we’ll find out soon enough.

 

(Next off is Yukino Miyazawa and Souichiro Arima from Kare Kano, also known as His and Her Circumstances. They hold hands on the way.)
Keitaro: (VO) Yukino and Arima, a dating high school couple from Kawasaki and stars of Kare Kano.

(Yukino and Arima are both studying, frequently looking up and making eyes at each other.)
Arima: (VO) I’ve been tested before, many times. And I’ve always managed to pull through and excel. Now I want to see how far my potential really lies.
(His girlfriend, however, is particularly competitive.)
Yukino: The other teams aren’t going to know what hit them! I don’t care how many times they’ve saved the world- they’ve never dealt with the likes of us before!

 

(Tenchi Muyo’s Kiyone Makibi and Mihoshi Kuramitsu are the next to step off. Mihoshi trips initially, but Kiyone, without looking, reaches out and grabs Mihoshi’s wrist, allowing her to keep her balance. Kiyone smiles as they start walking.)
Keitaro: (VO) Kiyone and Mihoshi, Galaxy Police detectives, currently living in Okayama, from the series Tenchi Muyo.

(Mihoshi and Kiyone have their guns drawn in attempt to catch a bank robber.)
Mihoshi: (VO) We’re ready for this. We’re tough and trained, and we’re going to show everybody what the Galaxy Police can do!
Kiyone: (VO) It’s a measuring stick. How far can we go when we’re being stretched to the limit? This is probably a lot more demanding than playing interstellar meter maid, that’s for sure.

 

(The final team, Pokémon’s Gary and Samuel Oak, get off the raft. Samuel puts an arm around his grandson’s shoulder. Gary seems uncomfortable, but eventually lets it go.)
Keitaro: (VO) Gary and Samuel, grand-relatives living in Pallet, from the series Pokémon.

(Gary talks with his grandfather over a video-phone.)
Samuel: (VO) Ever since my grandson left for his Pokémon journey, I haven’t really had time to spend with him. We always had a taste for adventure, so this is right up our alley.
Gary: I’m not worried about Grandpa being the oldest one of the group. He did a lot in his day, I did a lot in mine, and we can both do a lot today, starting with this race.

 

(The eleven teams march to the official starting point. Quick shots of all the teams)

Keitaro: (VO) The seven series represented here are from across the board.

(Shot of Spike and Jet walking.)

Keitaro: (VO) From deep space…

(Shot of Sakura and Tomoyo, walking hand-in-hand.)

Keitaro: (VO) To your own backyard.

(Shot of Ash and Brock walking.)

Keitaro: (VO) Whether with fantastical monsters…

(Shot of Misato and Ritsuko walking.)

Keitaro: (VO) Giant robots…

(Shot of Yukino and Arima walking, still hand in hand.)

Keitaro: (VO) Or just the reality of high school.

(Shot of Takuya and Zoe.)

Keitaro: (VO) Whether normal people in a strange universe…

(Shot of Aeka and Sasami.)

Keitaro: (VO) Or the strange universe here on Earth…

(The eleven teams gather in a slightly curved line. Keitaro stands before them.)
Keitaro: The things they’ve learned, the experiences they’ve forged through, and the challenges they’ve overcome will help them in this race across fifteen very different anime series that span the world… and the solar system. This is… the Animezing Race.

(Keitaro turns and greets the teams, explaining the most basic of rules.)

Keitaro: The seven shows, and the eleven teams, represented here are indeed very different. But this is only the beginning. In a few moments, you’ll be starting a race consisting of twelve legs, representing a total of fifteen different anime series. Each place that you need to go is marked with a yellow and red flag known as a route marker. You’ll find these flags by solving clues that you’ll get in sealed envelopes like this.

(Keitaro pulls out an envelope, which are identical to those from the real series.)

Keitaro: Along the way, you’ll have to complete various tasks. At the end of each leg there is a Pit Stop. Eight of the Pit Stops are elimination points. You need to get there as fast as you can because if you’re last… you’ll be eliminated.

(Continue panning across the teams, as everybody takes it in.)

Keitaro: (VO) At the start of each leg, you’ll get a small amount of money to cover all expenses, except for any transportation we provide, airline tickets, and interplanetary shuttles. Use your money wisely, as any money you save will come in handy later in the race.

(Shot of someone’s luggage, with a yellow envelope draped on top of it.)

Keitaro: (VO) Your first clue envelope is located on top of your luggage. When I say the magic word, you can run to your bags, open the envelope, and read the clue. After that…

(Keitaro smiles.)

Keitaro: The game is on, and the rest is up to you. Everybody ready?

(The teams line up.)

Keitaro: (VO) Good luck… the Love Hina leg of the Animezing Race begins when I give the signal…

(Keitaro raises an arm as the twenty-two wait impatiently.)

Keitaro: (dropping his arm) GO!!

(Everybody makes a mad dash for their bags, helplessly trampling poor Keitaro. After everybody passes, Keitaro remains on the ground, clearly in pain.)

Keitaro: (moaning) Ow… I stayed up all night memorizing my lines… for *that??*

 

**** THE ANIME-ZING RACE ****
11 TEAMS OF 2:
TAKUYA & ZOE (The Digi-Destined- Digimon)
SAKURA & TOMOYO (The Best Friends- Cardcaptor Sakura)
SPIKE & JET (The Bounty Hunters- Cowboy Bebop)
ASH & BROCK (The Trainers- Pokémon)
AEKA & SASAMI (The Sisters- Tenchi Muyo)
MISATO & RITSUKO (The Government Officials- Evangelion)
SYAORAN & MEILING (The Cousins- Cardcaptor Sakura)
TAKATO & HENRY (The Tamers- Digimon)
YUKINO & ARIMA (The Dating Couple- Kare Kano)
KIYONE & MIHOSHI (The Police Officers- Tenchi Muyo)
GARY & SAMUEL (The Grandson/Grandfather- Pokémon)

12 LEGS…
15 SERIES…
5 COUNTRIES, 2 PLANETS, 3 DIMENSIONS, AND A SPACE STATION…
**** THE ANIME-ZING RACE ****

 

(Back to the action- the dash to the bags is made even more interesting since the bags aren’t directly ahead of the teams. Misato and Ritsuko veer madly across the pack, dodging opponents left and right. Finally, the teams reach their bags- Kiyone and Mihoshi leading by a split second. Kiyone swings her bag around her back as Mihoshi rips open the clue envelope.)

Mihoshi: Head to the home of Mutsumi Otohime on the other side of the bay.

(Jet is reading the clue as Spike straps his bag on.)

Jet: Two ferries have been chartered to take you there from the port in the nearby town.

(Zoe is strapping her bag on while simultaneously reading the clue.)

Zoe: Hurry- each ferry only has enough room for six teams.

(Takuya has his bag on and is already running into town.)

Takuya: Then let’s get a move on, baby!

(The first teams off and running are those three, along with Yukino/Arima and Misato/Ritsuko. Right on their heels are the teams of Syaoran/Meiling, Ash/Brock, and Takato/Henry. Although Gary is making a good pace, Samuel is lagging behind, as is Sakura & Tomoyo and Aeka & Sasami.)

(Pre-trampling footage of Keitaro in front of the port.)
Keitaro: Teams must run almost a mile and find this port, where they will catch one of two chartered ferries to the home of one of my study buddies Mutsumi Otohime. Each ferry can only take six teams, and tickets are given on a first come, first serve basis. It’s important to make it on the first boat, since the second departs one hour afterwards.

 

(Yukino and Arima are entering the town, keeping their eyes towards the sea. Captions are listed in brackets, such as…)
[YUKINO & ARIMA- Dating Couple]
Yukino: (VO) None of the teams had any idea where to go to find this place. We knew that obviously the place was near the sea, so we just tried to stay along the shoreline as much as possible.

 

(Takuya and Zoe are somewhere else in town, and are passed by Misato and Ritsuko. Ritsuko looks back.)
[MISATO & RITSUKO- Government Officials]
Ritsuko: Do you know where it is?

Misato: No! But we just have to stay ahead of them!

Ritsuko: What good will that do if we don’t know where it is?

Misato: At least we’ll be ahead of them!!

 

(Elsewhere, Ash and Brock are wandering around, and reach a dead end.)
[ASH & BROCK- Pokémon Trainers]
Brock: We really should be hanging with the other teams right now; this is no time for straying off.

(They turn around.)

Ash: I thought this was a shortcut…

(They enter a street, and see Syaoran/Meiling and Takato/Henry jogging down it, while behind them, Gary/Samuel, Aeka/Sasami, and Sakura/Tomoyo are all walking down the street, trying to make sure it’s the right direction. Quickly, Ash and Brock enter the street and jog neck and neck with the first two teams.)

 

(Kiyone and Mihoshi are walking towards the shore when Kiyone points and starts running.)
[KIYONE & MIHOSHI- Galaxy Police Detectives]
Kiyone: I think I see it! Come on!

(Mihoshi follows suit.)

Mihoshi: I’m right behind you!

(As they get closer to the ferry operator, they see Spike and Jet, also running aggressively. Both reach at about the same time. Kiyone and Spike simultaneously slam their hands on the counter.)

Kiyone / Spike: We need to get on that ferry!

(The ferryman slowly produces the sign-up sheet. He pulls a pen from his shirt pocket and holds it out in-between Spike and Kiyone. They grab it simultaneously. Jet and Mihoshi watch idly. After sparks fly for a couple seconds, Spike gives up and lets it go. Kiyone quickly signs her and Mihoshi’s names in the top spot before slamming the pen down. She sighs, brushes her hair, and walks away.)

Kiyone: (content) Okay… first boat… I’m happy… I’m calm…

(Spike signs his and Jet’s name.)

Spike: (sotto) You coulda been calm when you yanked the pen out of my hand.

Jet: Did we make the boat?

Spike: Hell, we’re the first ones here…

Jet: You know, I don’t really have a problem with cops that are overly aggressive like that. But I will say that those are the kind of cops that usually end up, uh… retiring early so to speak.

 

(Yukino and Arima, by doing it their way, have arrived on the scene as well, but as they’re running towards the sign-up sheet, Misato cuts them off. Ritsuko runs by them as well, beating the two to the sheet.)

Yukino: Bastards!

Arima: Don’t worry about it, I’m sure we’re still on the first boat.

(They jog up and sign in immediately after Misato and Ritsuko. Arima smiles as his prediction is true.)

Misato: (VO) It’s all about positioning yourself early on. I knew that if we could get off to a good start and make the first boat, then we can breathe a lot easier later on.


(Joint confessional of Yukino and Arima. Yukino’s pissed.)
Yukino: I can’t stand it! We had the best idea to get there, and NERV lady shoves us aside! We signed in what? Fourth? Unacceptable!!

Arima: (calmer) It’s not really necessary. We all made the first boat easily. I don’t think we need to be that competitive this early.

 

(Takuya and Zoe arrive. As Zoe signs in, Takuya passively watches the road.)
[TAKUYA & ZOE- Digi-Destined- 5th Team on Ferry]
Zoe: Fifth to sign in means first boat. Primo!

(Takuya begins to panic when he sees all of the other teams running towards the ferry, still led by Syaoran/Meiling, Takato/Henry, and Ash/Brock. He grabs Zoe’s arm and gets out of their way.)

Takuya: Here comes the cavalry!!

(The race is heated, but Syaoran, Henry, Meiling, and Takato have a slight lead. However, Meiling begins to slow… eventually to a walk. Takato and Henry, meanwhile, speed up to a sprint, surpass Syaoran, and make it to the ferry. Takato takes the pen and the sheet.)

Takato: Come on… yes!

(Takato looks at Henry.)

Takato: We’re sixth!

(Takato and Henry slide by, allowing Syaoran, Brock, and Gary to sign in for the second boat. Takato and Henry are clearly happy, and aren’t ashamed to express it. Gary mutters as he signs in immediately after Brock, just as the last two teams arrive.)

Gary: Yeah, yeah, rub it in. I’m sure Takato and Henry are tickled pink to make it on the first boat, but Grandpa and I’ll find a way to catch up to them- just wait!

Henry: We are happy about it. It’s a huge load off my mind. It’s very important to be in the lead pack right away. By beating the Li’s by a few seconds, we end up gaining an hour on them. That’s huge.

 

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(The teams board the first ferry as Keitaro narrates.)
Keitaro: (VO) All the teams have signed onto one of the two ferries. The first ferry carries Kiyone & Mihoshi, Spike & Jet, Misato & Ritsuko, Yukino & Arima, Takuya & Zoe, and Takato & Henry. The second ferry, leaving an hour later, carries Syaoran & Meiling, Ash & Brock, Gary & Samuel, Aeka & Sasami, and Sakura & Tomoyo.

(Keitaro is standing with Mutsumi near the clue box, by the yellow-and-red route marker. She simply smiles, although she has no idea what’s going on.)
Keitaro: Teams need to find their way here, to Mutsumi’s front yard.

Mutsumi: Kei-kun? Who are you talking to?

 

(On the first ferry, some teams begin to mingle. Takato and Takuya are chatting, while Zoe talks with Kiyone and Mihoshi. Meanwhile, Arima is standing alone starboard side, speaking directly to the camera.)

Arima: I tend to be more calm than Yukino. She tends to act pretty sweet, and she’s the perfect lady when she’s around other people. But she’s actually quite competitive. In fact…

(Arima looks over, to see that Yukino is standing by what would become the exit ramp.)

Arima: She’s already got a claim to the exit ramp so she can be the first off the boat.

(Yukino is smiling very politely, seemingly standing about with no ill intentions. Ritsuko walks past her and takes note. After glancing at Yukino for two seconds, she continues on.)

Ritsuko: You’re not fooling anybody.

(Yukino ignores the statement until Ritsuko is good and gone, then she looks down angrily.)

Yukino: (pissed) Dammit, she’s on to me…

 

(The first boat pulls in and the teams are let off. Chaos ensues once more as halfway down the ramp, Mihoshi trips, sending not only herself down, but knocking Kiyone and Arima down in the process. Takato and Henry dodge out of the way, just avoiding the fracas and getting ahead. While Spike, Jet, Takuya, and Zoe take off, Yukino is forced to wait for her partner. Misato and Ritsuko, and later Takato and Henry, run past her.)

Yukino: Arima!!

(Arima and Kiyone get up. Kiyone stays behind to get Mihoshi up while Arima runs towards his partner.)

Arima: Coming!

(Arima merely jogs, forcing Yukino to do the same. She’s not happy about it though.)

Arima: (VO) I want to save my energy until it’s really needed. We’re in the lead pack, and we don’t have to go full steam at every turn.

 

(Meanwhile, Kiyone is trying to catch up to them, but Mihoshi is keeping them back, walking instead of running.)

Kiyone: Come on Mihoshi! Thanks to you we have to play catch up now!!

(Mihoshi pouts a little, then starts jogging.)

Mihoshi: But Kiyone! We’re ahead of the other group, it’s okay if we’re not the first ones there!

(Kiyone’s still running.)

Mihoshi: Kiyone! This isn’t a race!!

Kiyone: I knew that my biggest challenge for me in this race would be my partner. She’s a complete klutz, as everybody clearly saw back there on the boat. I’ve learned to always keep that in the back of mind, so that I can account for her… Mihoshi moments.

 

(The first team at Mutsumi’s is Takuya and Zoe, with Spike and Jet right on their tails. Takuya opens the envelope.)

Takuya: Route info… go to the city of Naha and find the route marker along the boardwalk.

(As he, Zoe, Spike, Misato, and Ritsuko run by, Mutsumi stands outside with tea cups.)

Mutsumi: Would anybody like some tea?

(Only Zoe grabs a cup and continues to run.)

Zoe: Gracie!

(Zoe drinks it while running. Mutsumi offers to Takato and Henry, who pass. Mutsumi is left confused.)

Mutsumi: It’s good tea…

(Rapid shots of a cab driving to a dock.)
Keitaro: Teams need to get to the city of Naha by taking one of the boats that leaves  Nago every hour. Cabs are awaiting the teams, but teams must tell them where to go… and pay them of course.

 

(Misato and Ritsuko climb into a cab.)
[MISATO & RITSUKO- Currently in 3rd Place]
Misato: Nago?

(The cab takes off.)

Ritsuko: I don’t think we’re in an incredible hurry right now.

Misato: We’re ahead of a few teams, we’re good for the moment.

Ritsuko: We spend our careers supervising battles with the fate of humanity at stake. We have to be very shrewd about our decisions. We have to know what battles are worth fighting for. Sometimes, the best bet is to stay calm and be prepared for the next encounter.

 

(Spike and Jet’s cab is approaching the docks. Spike sees one docked boat.)
[SPIKE & JET- Bounty Hunters- Currently in First Place]
Spike: Think that’s ours?

Jet: If it is, we’d better hurry to catch it.

Spike: (to the driver) Hey, could you step on it?

 

(Takuya and Zoe see the cab ahead of them speed up.)
[TAKUYA & ZOE- Currently in 2nd Place]
Takuya: They’re speeding up.

Zoe: Driver, can you keep up with them? We need to stay on their toes.

 

(A bit behind them, Takato and Henry’s cab passes somebody.)

Takato: Could you see who it was?

Henry: Uh… it looked like the NERV girls.
[TAKATO & HENRY- Digimon Tamers- Currently in 3rd Place]
Takato: I see a boat over there.

Henry: If that’s ours, we gotta make it.

Takato: We’re hitting the ground running, that’s for sure.

 

(At the port, Spike & Jet hustle towards the ticket counter. Takuya & Zoe are right behind them.)

Jet: Is that boat going to Naha?

Ticket Guy: Sure is.

Spike: Any tickets?

Ticket Guy: Sure are.

Jet: Get us on there then.

Ticket Guy: Sure thing!

(The ticket guy gets tickets ready for them, and Takuya who reaches the counter asking the same thing. Both teams get their tickets with no hassle. Takuya flashes the tickets at Zoe.)

Takuya: Got ‘em!

Zoe: All right!

(Zoe hugs Takuya.)

Takuya: Now comes the best part!

(Zoe releases.)

Takuya: Watching the other teams not making it!

Takuya: For a girl, Zoe seems to get along with me well enough to get by. We don’t really have that romantic misunderstanding problem that seems to bother other teams like us. Do we like each other? Heck, we can barely tolerate each other!

 

(The boat is blasting its horn, signaling that it’s ready to depart. Takato and Henry fly out of the cab. Takato grabs both his and Henry’s bags as Henry pays the driver. Takato hands Henry his bag and both run frantically towards the ticket counter.)

Takato: Can we still make it on the boat to Naha?

(The ticket guy again prepares tickets.)

Ticket Guy: You’ll have to hurry…

(Henry checks the amount and gets the appropriate amount of money out. Takato gets the tickets and they’re off running.)

Takato / Henry: Thank you!!

(Follow them as they make a run for the boat. The ramp is being sealed off.)

Takato: Wait!!!

Henry: We have tickets.

(They are allowed on at the last second.)

Henry: Thank you so much…

(They get on and are greeted by Takuya and Zoe. Takato and Takuya high-five.)

Takuya: Welcome aboard, buddy.

Henry: Who else made it?

Zoe: Just us and the cowboys.

(They all turn towards the shoreline as the ramp is again lifted. They cheer as the boat takes off.)

Henry: (containing excitement) And I see a couple taxis.

(Takuya looks closer and sees Yukina & Arima and Misato & Ritsuko exiting the cabs.)

Takuya: Looks like the Anno teams.

Zoe: (waving) Ciao!!

Takato: It was a very… unique adventure that we went through, and it’s nice to have a team like Takuya and Zoe who at least understand a little of what we did. We’re not really working together, but we’re definitely pushing each other to do well. It’s more of a friendly competition between us.

 

(On the second ferry, the two Cardcaptor teams are chatting.)
Sakura: (VO) We’re thinking of working together with Li and Meiling. We’re friends with them and it doesn’t make sense to try racing against them when we have all these other teams to worry about.

Meiling: Sakura and Tomoyo didn’t even beat Team Princess to the ferry. They need our help.

 

(The second teams are released and none of these ten are even thinking of relaxing on their way to Mutsumi’s. Random shots of each of the five teams running to Mutsumi’s. Sakura, Tomoyo, Syaoran, and Meiling are sticking together. Unfortunately, they’re also bringing up the rear. The first teams to arrive at Mutsumi’s are Ash/Brock and Gary/Samuel, although Samuel is really out of breath. Gary reads the clue while his grandfather takes a breather.)
[GARY & SAMUEL- Grandson / Grandfather- Currently in 8th Place]
Gary: Boats to Naha leave from Nago every hour…

Mutsumi: (to Samuel) Would you like some tea?

Samuel: Oh my… thank you, dear.

(Samuel takes a cup and starts to drink. By now, Ash and Brock have left while Aeka and Sasami have arrived.)

Gary: Grandpa! We gotta get going!

(Samuel quickly gulps the rest down and sets the cup on Mutsumi’s tray. They take off alongside Aeka & Sasami, but before Sakuya/Tomoyo or Syaoran Meiling leave. As Gary & Samuel get a cab, Samuel narrates.)

Samuel: (VO) I consider myself very fit for my age. Unfortunately, it seems that I’m not all that fit compared to many of the younger fellows in the race. This is a lot of running for an old man.

 

(Aeka and Sasami get into a cab and it takes off.)
[AEKA & SASAMI- Sisters / Jurian Princesses- Currently in 9th Place]
Aeka: Please drive as fast as you can.

Sasami: Yes, it would help us oh so much!

(The cab speeds up and passes Gary & Samuel. Aeka narrates as they sit back and enjoy the ride.)

Aeka: (VO) I was a little nervous having to take care of young Sasami during the race. But I’ve calmed down significantly. You see, several of the other teams have boys and girls Sasami’s age, and perhaps having a big sister like myself with Sasami would be an advantage.

 

(Sakura and Tomoyo are also in a cab. Tomoyo sees the second boat off in the distance.)
[SAKURA & TOMOYO- Best Friends- Currently in Last Place]
Tomoyo: That could be the boat to Naha.

Sakura: Hoe… it’s so far away… do you think we’ll make it?

Tomoyo: I’m sure we will Sakura!

Tomoyo: As long as Sakura’s spirits are high, she can do absolutely anything. We can’t get down on ourselves if anything bad happens.

 

(Meiling also sees the boat some distance away. She sits back along with Syaoran, both trying to stay calm.)
[SYAORAN & MEILING- Cousins- Currently in 10th Place]
Syaoran: (VO) We’re in an alliance with Kinomoto and Daidouji right now, but we’re also behind everybody else. I don’t want to think that working together is going to keep us back, but unless it starts to pay off, Meiling and I may have to move on and pass them.

 

(Yukino & Arima, Misato & Ritsuko, and Kiyone & Mihoshi are boarding the second boat.)

Arima: Do you think any of the teams from the second ferry will make it?

Kiyone: Man, I hope not.

Misato: Doesn’t really bother me. It’s a win-win situation.

Kiyone: Why do you say that?

Misato: Well, we obviously are way ahead if they miss the boat. But if they make it… we’ll get to watch them scrambling like mad to get on here in time!

Mihoshi: That should be fun!

 

(Ash & Brock’s cab is the first to pull into the docks.)
[ASH & BROCK- Currently in 7th Place]
Brock: Right in here… thanks.

(They get out and start running.)

 

(The teams on the boat have left their stuff inside and Misato and Mihoshi are watching Ash and Brock run to the ticket counter. Mihoshi narrates as if it was a horse race.)

Mihoshi: And they’re off! They’re heading to the ticket counter… waiting for their tickets. They’re getting impatient.

Misato: Oh! Ash drops the money… that could cost them some time.

Mihoshi: He gets it back and pays. They’ve got the tickets and now it’s a sprint for the boat… they’re nearing the home stretch… they round the corner and charge up the ramp... here they come!

(They both turn to see Ash and Brock run up the ramp and board the boat right next to them. They run past without acknowledging Misato or Mihoshi. Misato swings her arms out.)

Misato: SAFE!!

(Mihoshi looks back at the dock.)

Mihoshi: They’re in, but can anyone else make it? Here comes another taxi and it’s… Aeka and Sasami!

(Indeed, Aeka and Sasami are now running the gauntlet. They reach the ticket counter when the boat signals that it’s ready to depart. Concerned, Sasami starts running to the ramp, followed closely by Aeka, running about as fast as she runs. Mihoshi calls out to them.)

Mihoshi: Go Aeka! You can do it!!

(Aeka speeds up slightly, and makes it just in time. She slows down and walks up the ramp. Sasami, however, continues to run, until she reaches Mihoshi, greeting her with a hug.)

Sasami: Mihoshi! We made it!!

Mihoshi: That was some good running!

(Aeka reaches the boat, the ramp is pulled up, and the boat begins to take off.)

Aeka: (winded) Yes. Well… we promised ourselves that we would put forth a serious effort in this race… regardless how high the exertion.

Mihoshi: Well, you did good. Come on, let’s find Kiyone!

 

(Back on the dock, Gary and Samuel rush to the ticket counter.)

Gary: We need to get to Naha.

Ticket Guy: Aw… you just missed the boat. Next one leaves in an hour.

(Gary is shocked, and runs over to see the second boat, a good thirty yards away from the docks. It’s gone. Gary is bewildered. Samuel simply shakes his head.)

Gary: What do we do now?

 

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(Pan across the boardwalk along Naha, and show the clue and route marker.)
Keitaro: (VO) Teams need to take one of three boats to Naha and find this route marker along the boardwalk.

(Shot of the first boat, and the teams on it.)

Keitaro: (VO) The first boat carries Spike & Jet, Takuya & Zoe, and Takato & Henry.

(Shot of the second boat, and the teams on it.)

Keitaro: (VO) Riding the second boat, which departed one hour after the first, are Yukino & Arima, Misato & Ritsuko, Kiyone & Mihoshi, Ash & Brock, and Aeka & Sasami.

(Shot of the third boat, and the teams boarding it.)

Keitaro: (VO) On the third boat, which departs two hours after the first one, are Gary & Samuel, Sakura & Tomoyo, and Syaoran & Meiling.

 

(The first boat docks. The three teams rush after the route marker again. It is only a few hundred feet from the dock, and isn’t much of a run. Once again, Takuya and Zoe are the first to get there. Zoe opens the envelope.)
[TAKUYA & ZOE- Currently in 1st Place]
Zoe: Route info… get yourselves to… Tokyo University by booking one of two flights leaving Naha Airport for Tokyo.

Takuya: Alright, back to the mainland!

(Rapid shots of a plane flying through the air. Mitsune Konno takes over narration duties.)
Mitsune: (VO) Teams must now fly more than 900 miles to Tokyo and reach Tokyo U., the prestigious university and cause of just about everybody’s problems. To get there, teams’ll need to take one of two flights out of Naha, each leaving two hours apart. However, there’s only enough tickets reserved for the first flight for four teams.

 

(Spike and Jet reach the clue after both Digimon teams run ahead.)

Spike: …one of two flights leaving Naha Airport for Tokyo.

Jet: (starting to run) Here we go again…

Spike: Hold on a minute… I’m not done. It says here the first flight doesn’t leave for another two hours, and that there’s enough seats for four teams.

(Jet stops and scratches his head.)

Jet: Man, kids are stupid.

Spike: There were only three teams on our boat, there’s seating for four teams… and it doesn’t leave for two hours. Why are those kids running? As long as we get there before the other boat arrives, we’re fine.

 

(There’s some wheeling and dealing meanwhile on the second boat, as Aeka and Sasami are talking to Kiyone and Mihoshi outside. Sasami’s mostly enjoying the breeze though.)
Kiyone: So who’s on that last boat? Anybody we should worry about?

Aeka: Well, let’s see… Gary and Samuel were behind us. I don’t know if we have to worry about them. But the two younger teams- Sakura & Tomoyo and the two Li cousins. They seem to have formed a coalition of sorts.

Mihoshi: Maybe we should work together too.

Sasami: Yeah! That would be great! At least for a little while?

Kiyone: Eh, why not? I’m sure it couldn’t hurt to help you two out for awhile.

Mihoshi: An alliance with Aeka and Sasami is perfect! We’re in the Galaxy Police, so we have all sorts of experience dealing with tough situations. Now we can help our friends do the same!

 

(Naha Airport. Takato and Henry immediately have the right counter pinpointed and get in line.)

Takato: (smiling) For the first time in my life, I’m actually glad I have relatives here!

Henry: Always helps to be in familiar territory.

(Takuya and Zoe get in line behind them.)

Zoe: This the right line?

(Takato and Henry frown.)

Henry: Or not…

 

(The second boat arrives in Naha and the umpteenth mad scramble of the day begins. Ash & Brock win this round, followed closely by the Tenchi quartet. They all read the clue. Ash and Brock head off to find a taxi. Mihoshi and Sasami begin to follow them.)

Kiyone: Hold on, let’s go see if there’s a shuttle from the seaport.

Aeka: A bus?

Kiyone: Sure, it’s a lot cheaper, that’s for sure.

(The foursome turn around and run back to the port.)

Sasami: (VO) This is why it’s nice to have Kiyone and Mihoshi on our side!

 

(Yukino and Arima read the clue.)
[YUKINO & ARIMA- Currently in 7th Place]
Yukino: (watching the Tenchi group) Where the heck are they going?

Arima: I think there’s a bus from the port.

Yukino: No… let’s take a taxi. We might be able to make that first flight.

(Misato & Ritsuko decide to head for the bus.)

Misato: (VO) We decided to go with the bus. We figured it was cheaper. And hell, it might even be faster.

 

(Yukino and Arima jump into a cab and immediately spot Ash and Brock’s cab rushing to the airport.)

Yukino: Please go as fast as you can!

Arima: We need to get ahead of that cab in front of us.

(The cab starts picking up speed, and gets into the fast lane of the divided highway.)

Yukino: Yes! Come on, come on…

(Meanwhile, Ash and Brock are doing an equal job trying to persuade their driver to step on it.)

Brock: They’re catching up, you have to stay ahead of them!

(As much as the driver tries, Yukino and Arima’s cab starts to overtake them. Ash looks out the right window at them. Yukino has her really, really, super evil demonic face pressed against her window and is staring back at Ash. Ash looks straight ahead and gulps.)

Ash: I did not see that.

 

(Meanwhile, about ten minutes later, the shuttle has arrived. Kiyone, Mihoshi, Aeka, Sasami, Misato, and Ritsuko board. Misato drops some change into the machine, somewhat unsettled.)

Ritsuko: At least it’s still cheaper…

 

(At the airport terminal, Spike has the tickets for the first flight secured, and is loitering around. Jet arrives and hands him a meat bun.)

Spike: Oh yeah… we have spending money to eat now. That’s refreshing…

(Jet points at the entrance.)

Jet: So’s this…

(Ash and Yukino are angrily rubbing cheeks as they entered at the same time, flanked by
Brock and Arima. All four frantically search for the right counter.)

Spike: (his mouth full) This oughtta be good…

(The two teams finally reach the desk they believe to be correct. They are helped by different clerks and both encourage the clerks to step on it.)

Ash: Come on… we need to get on this flight…

Yukino: 1,000 yen if we get on…

(Finally… one of the teams is confirmed.)

Clerk: You’re in!

(Yukino smiles kindly.)

Yukino: Thank you so very much, you’ve been most helpful.

(Arima smiles and picks up the tickets. Yukino skips away merrily.)

Yukino: (singing) Gonna win the race… gonna win the race…

(A dejected Brock and an angry Ash watch her skip away, followed by Arima.)

Ash: I’m really starting to hate that woman.

Ash: Just… just don’t go there. She’ll get hers… hopefully.

Brock: You know she’s kinda cute when she’s not trying to crush your dreams.

 

(The third boat drops off their load. Gary and Samuel lead the way towards the route marker)
[GARY & SAMUEL- Currently in 9th Place]
Gary: (VO) At this point, we’re desperate. The last place I want to be is stuck in the last group with these Cardcaptor kids. So we’re pretty much ready to do anything right now.

(Gary and Samuel are in the cab to the airport. Gary’s fingering through the clue envelope.)

Samuel: Well, I don’t think we have to worry. We should make the second plane with no trouble and we could catch up from there.

Gary: I have a better idea…

(Gary hands Samuel an envelope. Samuel looks at it.)

Samuel: Really?

(Gary nods.)

Samuel: Are you sure?

Gary: Very sure.

(Samuel thinks about it for a second, then makes his decision.)

Samuel: First I want to see what the airport’s like.

(Keitaro explains what they’re talking about by holding out a green envelope marked “Fast Forward.”)
Keitaro: There’s only one Fast Forward hidden on each leg of the race. The first team that finds it can skip all tasks and go directly to the Pit Stop. However, once a team uses the Fast Forward, that team can never use another one for the rest of the race, so they need to decide when it's most advantageous to go for it.

(Rapid shots of a cab driving to an airbase, followed by rapid shots of walking towards Dr. Seta.)

Keitaro: (VO) To win the Fast Forward on this leg, teams must travel to the nearby Futenma Airbase and find archeologist Dr. Seta. Once found, he will hand over the Fast Forward.

 

(Teams begin to board the first plane. Getting on are Takato/Henry, Takuya/Zoe, Spike/Jet, and Yukino/Arima. After being seated, Takuya and Yukino dance in the aisles, happy to be in the lead group.)

 

(Meanwhile, Ash and Brock walk through the airport terminal. The pass Sakura and Tomoyo, enjoying ice cream cones.)

Brock: Hey, you girls on the second plane?

(Both nod.)

Brock: Thanks…

Ash: That’s everybody except…

(Samuel sees them and rushes up to them.)

Brock: Professor Oak!

Samuel: Hey there!

Ash: Where’s Gary?

Samuel: He’s in the cab. I think that we’re going to go for the Fast Forward.

Ash: Really?

Samuel: Yeah. We got stuck in last, so we’re going to use it now and be done with it.

Brock: Hmm… well I’m not going to argue with your strategy. Good luck.

Samuel: Why thank you. Same to you.

(Samuel runs off.)

Ash: Wow…

Brock: It surprised me a little to hear that they’re going for the Fast Forward. It’s so early in the race, and I think using it now could hurt them later on.

 

(The first plane takes off. Pan down to the ground, and follow Gary & Samuel’s cab as they head towards the airbase. They reach it, and begin to look around for Dr. Seta.)
[FAST FORWARD- Find Dr. Seta]
Gary: Well, you’re a professor Grandpa. Where is he?

Samuel: There he is!

(Samuel walks towards the man and extends a hand.)

Samuel: Dr. Seta I presume?

Seta: That’s me. Are you here for what I think you’re here for?

Gary: That’s right.

Seta: Well then, I don’t want to keep you waiting.

(Seta pulls out the Fast Forward and gives it to Samuel. Gary smiles as Samuel opens the envelope.)

Samuel: Congratulations, you have won the Fast Forward. Go directly to the Pit Stop- the Hinata Inn just outside of Tokyo.

 

(Rapid shots of a plane in the air. Naru Narusegawa narrates.)
Naru: (VO) Having won the Fast Forward, Gary and Samuel can now skip all tasks and go directly to the Pit Stop…

(Naru is standing at the springs at the inn.)

Naru: …The Hinata Inn. They will get here by a direct flight chartered by Mr. Seta.

 

(The first plane arrives in Tokyo. The teams do all that boring stuff that never gets aired and are out the door. Yukino and Arima are the first ones to successfully hail a cab.)
Arima: (VO) As soon as we landed we were flying again. We have to grab a cab and get over to Toudai.

(Takuya and Zoe are next, followed by Takato and Henry.)
[TAKUYA & ZOE- Currently in 2nd Place]
Zoe: (VO) We didn’t mind second place, but we really wanted to stay ahead of the other Digimon kids. They seem to be such a good team… it really says something if Takuya and I of all people can beat them.

(Spike and Jet bring up the rear.)
[SPIKE & JET- Currently in 4th Place]
Jet: (to the driver) You uh… you know where this is, right?

Jet: We’re not from around here. And that’s a real problem early on when it comes to riding in cabs and stuff. We figure that if we can at least hang in the middle until we get into something more our atmosphere, preferably one without an atmosphere at all, we’re good.

 

(Gary and Samuel are aboard the chartered flight, enjoying themselves.)
Gary: Man is Ash going to be surprised!!

Samuel: Actually, Gary, while we were in the airport I told Ash and Brock we were doing this. I hope they didn’t mind.

Gary: Aw, that takes part of the fun away.

Samuel: Well, I think coming in first after being that far behind is still pretty fun.

Gary: Amen, Grandpa.

Gary: (VO) Yeah, it’s true that I’m a little disappointed that Grandpa told Ash we took it. But it just means that I won’t get to see that surprised look when he finds out we beat him!

 

(Yukino and Arima arrive at Toudai. Yukino admires the big university as Arima reads the clue.)
[YUKINO & ARIMA- Currently in First Place]
Yukino: (VO) You know, Toudai’s almost a dream of mine. My grades are definitely good enough to get me in, but my family’s very middle class, and I’m also the oldest of three girls. We’re not planning to go all out to fund my college education.

Arima: (reading) Go to Hinata Springs Town and find the route marker near the old bridge.

Yukino: See you soon Toudai!

(The two jump back in the taxi.)

(Mitsune is standing by the route marker at the bridge in Hinata Town.)
Mitsune: Teams must now take a cab almost ten miles to the Hinata Springs Town, where they’ll find this route marker by the bridge.

 

(The second plane is about to land. Kiyone leans across the aisle and turns to Aeka.)

Kiyone: Okay, when this lands, we’re going to have to really move to get cabs before everybody else.

Aeka: Understood.

Brock: (VO) So right now, the Cardcaptors have an alliance, the Tenchi girls have an alliance, and I don’t what the heck is going on with the Digimon gang since we haven’t seen them since they beat us to the ferry. It definitely makes me a little uncomfortable, but hopefully those alliances will be more of a burden than anything else.

 

(It’s a relatively short drive, so Yukino and Arima are also the first to arrive at the bridge. Yukino does the honors this time.)
Yukino: Detour… choose between Old School or New Age.

(A yellow envelope marked Detour is held out.)
Kitsune: (VO) A Detour’s a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons. In this Detour, teams need to choose between Old School and New Age.

(Shot of kendo girl Motoko Aoyama practicing her trade.)
Kitsune: (VO) In Old School, teams will need to line up in front of a boulder as Motoko practices a Shinmei Ryu attack called “Zanmaken ni no tachi.” If executed properly, the attack will slice through the boulder, leaving the team completely unharmed.

(Show Kitsune walking in the vicinity of Motoko.)
Kitsune: If not executed properly…

(Kitsune looks down at little Shinobu Maehara, in a little nurse’s outfit and with a tray of bandages.)

Kitsune: Shinobu-chan’s got band-aids.

(Over to a different street in town, and a mecha the size of a bus walking down it.)
Kitsune: (VO) In New Age, teams must climb into the cockpit of a mecha designed by our resident techie Kaolla Su. Together they must steer the mech fifty yards forward, turn it around, and go fifty yards back. The mecha is extremely unwieldy and tough to control, but there’s no physical risk involved.

 

(Yukino observes Motoko for a few seconds. Arima is reading the card.)

Yukino: Arima, you’re really strong at kendo, what do you think?

Arima: Yeah, I’m really strong at kendo… and what they’re saying here… this isn’t possible. We’re doing the mecha.

(Yukino and Arima go off in the other direction as the two Digimon teams arrive at the scene.)

Takato: I could go either one, what do you say?

Henry: We’ll do kendo, it’s faster.

Takuya: Zoe?

Zoe: (looking at Motoko) Um… she looks kinda scary…

Takuya: We gotta pick something.

Zoe: Hold on, hold on…

(Takuya grabs her wrist.)

Takuya: We’re doing the kendo. It’s all about facing the fears, you know?

Zoe: I… I guess.

 

(The second plane touches down and teams are looking for cabs. Misato makes enough noise and gets herself and Ritsuko into the first cab. Ash and Brock are soon to follow. The allied teams have a little trouble, until Sakura successfully flags down two, one for herself and Tomoyo, the other for Syaoran and Meiling. Inside Sakura and Tomoyo’s, the cab driver seems very nice.)

Driver: So where to little ladies?

Tomoyo: (extremely cute) Tokyo University… and could you please floor it?

Sakura: Hoe?

(Sakura’s head reels back as the driver obeys Tomoyo’s instructions.)

 

(Meanwhile, Kiyone and Mihoshi were finally able to get a cab. Kiyone gets in immediately.)

Mihoshi: Wait, what about Aeka and Sasami?

(Kiyone looks back. The Jurians are also able to get one.)

Kiyone: They’re good, let’s go.

 

(Takato and Henry are the first to line up for Motoko’s attack. They step up to the boulder.)

Henry: Wow… didn’t think they’d try to kill you in the first challenge.

Takato: No kidding.

Motoko: Ready?

Takato: Yeah…

Motoko: (attacking) Zanmaken ni no tachi!!

(The attack drives through the fearful Takato and Henry.)

Kitsune: All done!

(Takato and Henry open their eyes. They’re both fine.)

Henry: Did you really do it?

Kitsune: Turn around…

(Takato and Henry turn around. The boulder is toast. Takato mumbles incoherently as Mitsune hands Henry the next clue. He struggles, then gets it open.)

Henry: Walk to the Pit Stop, on the grounds of the Hinata Inn…

(Henry slowly walks away, almost dragging Takato behind.)

Mitsune: Next!

(Takuya and Zoe are equally vexed.)

Zoe: Well… time to face your fears… right?

Takuya: I, uh… I guess so.

(Rapid shots down the streets of Hinata, through an alley, up a long set of stairs, to the Hinata in, and the brown mat indicating the Pit Stop.)
Naru: (VO) Teams must now walk less than a mile and find the Hinata Inn, the Pit Stop for this leg of the race. The last team to arrive will be eliminated.

 

(At said Hinata Inn, Gary and Samuel have arrived from the Fast Forward and are checking in, calmly stepping on the mat. Naru is greeting them, as is a route marker with a screen on it. On the screen, in large green letters, is “LOVE HINA.” Right above that, in small white letters, is “HINATA INN.”)

Naru: Welcome to the Hinata Inn.

Gary: Lay it on me…

(Naru is slightly annoyed, but drops it and smiles.)

Naru: Gary and Samuel… you’re team number one.

(Samuel smiles.)

Gary: Was there ever a doubt?

 

(Spike and Jet have apparently decided to go mecha, and arrive to see Kaolla watching Yukino and Arima go at it. They’re having a lot of difficulties with Mecha-Miyazawa, and have trouble walking in a straight line, or even walking period.)

Kaolla: You guys do better?

Jet: God, I hope so.

 

(Takato and Henry arrive on the mat.)

Naru: Takato and Henry- you’re team number two.

(Takato and Henry both smile and high-five.)

Henry: That makes the kendo blast worth it.

 

(Mecha-Bebop, fortunately, is operating much more smoothly, with Spike and Jet having a much easier time than Yukino and Arima. Inside, Spike and Jet are communicating pretty well.)
Spike: (VO) The mecha didn’t really bother us. I guess we’re both familiar with stuff like that. I guess we also work pretty well together when you think about it.

(Meanwhile, Yukino and Arima finally get theirs across the finish line. Kaolla opens the hatch, and two puddles of goo that were Yukino and Arima. Kaolla hands one puddle a clue with her bare feet.)

Kaolla: Bad work but you’re done!

(Yukino quickly reverts back to her “normal” form, takes the clue and opens it.)

Yukino: (reading) Walk to the Pit Stop at the Hinata Inn…

(She starts running.)

Yukino: Come on Arima!!

(Arima slowly goes back, lagging behind.)

Arima: Coming…

 

(Takuya and Zoe jump on the mat.)

Naru: Takuya and Zoe… you’re team number three.

Zoe: Well, that wasn’t so painful… let’s eat!

 

(Syaoran and Meiling’s cab is trying to keep up with Sakura and Tomoyo’s, which is seriously moving.)
[SYAORAN & MEILING- Currently in 9th Place]
Meiling: Now this is fun!!

Syaoran: I think I’m getting motion sickness…

(They pass Ash and Brock to advance to eighth.)

 

(At the Pit Stop, Yukino and Arima check in.)

Naru: Yukino and Arima… you’re team number four.

(Arima seems happy, but Yukino seems dissatisfied.)

Yukino: (polite) Can I have a recount?

Naru: No you can’t… excuse me.

(Naru motions them off to the side so Spike and Jet can check in.)

Spike: Let me guess… team number five.

Naru: (sarcastic) Oh my, you can count. (normal) Yes, you’re team number five.

 

(The second group is nearing now, as Misato & Ritsuko read the Detour.)
[MISATO & RITSUKO- Currently in 6th Place]
Ritsuko: We can’t operate mecha, we’re not fourteen. We’re doing the kendo.

Misato: Right.

(They walk towards Motoko as Sakura and Tomoyo arrive, soon followed by Syaoran & Meiling.)

Tomoyo: The kendo should be faster.

Sakura: But… but…

(Syaoran reads the card.)

Syaoran: The kendo’s definitely faster.

Sakura: But… but…

Meiling: C’mon Kinomoto, we’re dragging you through this.

(Tomoyo and Meiling literally do have to drag Sakura to the kendo.)

Sakura: But… but… hoe!

 

(Sasami reads the clue at Tokyo University.)
[AEKA & SASAMI- Currently in Last Place]
Sasami: Go to Hinata Springs Town and find the route marker by the old bridge.

Aeka: Excellent…

(Aeka and Sasami return to the cab.)

Sasami: Hinata Springs, please?

Driver: Okay… I think I know where that is.

(He starts driving)

Aeka: You aren’t sure?

Driver: Never had to drive there before. Do you know where you’re going?

Aeka: Actually, no. We’ve never been there either.

Driver: Okay. We’ll get you there eventually.

Aeka: Eventually may not be fast enough…

 

(Kiyone and Mihoshi are at the kendo, and see Misato & Ritsuko lining up for Motoko, with Sakuya & Tomoyo, Syaoran & Meiling, and also Ash & Brock lined up behind them.)

Mihoshi: Where’s Aeka and Sasami?

Kiyone: I don’t know, but we’re not getting anywhere if we have to wait for all these teams to finish getting sliced. I think we should do the other one.

Mihoshi: The mecha?

Kiyone: Yeah. Aeka and Sasami are going to have to figure out how to get past the other teams themselves.

(They start running in the other direction.)

Kiyone: (VO) You know, I hate to do that to them, but we have to think about winning this race too. At the rate were going, it would have been us against Aeka and Sasami for elimination.

(Kiyone and Mihoshi arrive at the mecha and hop in. After starting out somewhat unsteady, they get it back together. Inside, Kiyone is instructing Mihoshi.)

Kiyone: Mihoshi, I’ll try to handle all the controls, but I won’t be able to keep my eyes on the road. Could you tell me if I’m going in a straight line.

Mihoshi: Roger, partner.

(Working together like this, they actually do a very good job navigating the robot. Mihoshi jumps out, followed by Kiyone.)

Mihoshi: Good work Kiyone!

(Kiyone smiles.)

Kiyone: Thanks Mihoshi. I guess you did pretty…

(A foot with a clue attached pops in between them. Kiyone takes the clue from Kaolla and reads it, forgetting her last statement.)

Kiyone: Walk to the Pit Stop- the Hinata Inn. The last team to arrive will be eliminated.

Mihoshi: Let’s get a move on!

(Kiyone smiles again and they run off.)

 

(Misato and Ritsuko walk up to the Pit Stop, admiring the Hinatasou on their way.)

Ritsuko: Nice place…

Naru: Welcome to the Hinata Inn.

Misato: Hi.

Naru: Misato and Ritsuko… you’re team number six.

(Misato smiles and shakes her head.)

Misato: Thanks… I need a drink.

 

(Aeka and Sasami arrive at the kendo line as Sakura and Tomoyo leave.)

Sasami: Are you sure about this Aeka?

Aeka: Yes, Sasami. Piloting a robot is much worse than standing before a master swordswoman. I also believe this to be faster.

Sasami: But where’s Kiyone and Mihoshi?

Motoko: Zanmaken ni no tachi!!

(Motoko attacks Syaoran and Meiling. This time, unfortunately, she doesn’t quite pull it off and Syaoran and Meiling are both airborne.)

 

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(Motoko watches Syaoran and Meiling land, then looks around nervously.)

Motoko: Um… sorry.

Mitsune: Shinobu! You’re on!

(Shinobu runs towards Syaoran and Meiling.)

Shinobu: Right Miss Kitsune…

Mitsune: (VO) Fortunately, as they race through each series, they also are subjected to the physics of each series. Therefore, they’ll be fine.

(Ash and Brock watch the debacle.)

Brock: I, uh… was thinking of hitting on her… I think I changed my mind.

 

(Sakura and Tomoyo, holding hands, jump on the platform.)

Naru: Sakura and Tomoyo… you’re team number seven.

Tomoyo: Good work Sakura!

(They hug quickly.)

Naru: Kiyone and Mihoshi?

(Sakura and Tomoyo step to the side as Kiyone and Mihoshi check in.)

Kiyone: I think we jumped a couple spots.

Naru: I can’t tell you that. I can tell you that you’re team number eight.

Mihoshi: We’ll take that!

 

(Syaoran and Meiling have apparently been helped as they’re off to the Pit Stop.)

Mitsune: Next!

(Ash and Brock nervously step forward and stand in front of a boulder.)

Motoko: Zanmaken ni no tachi!

(This time, the attack works properly. Ash and Brock sigh in relief and are handed the next clue. Aeka and Sasami are next, and they are clearly nervous as well.)

Sasami: I’m scared Aeka…

Aeka: Hold my hand Sasami… it will be all right.

(They stand in front of the next boulder and hold hands. They close their eyes as Motoko attacks. They hear the boulder behind them go kaput and open their eyes.)

Sasami: We did it!

Mitsune: Yep, here’s the clue.

(Aeka opens it.)

Aeka: Walk to the Pit Stop at the Hinata Inn… the last team to arrive… will be eliminated…

Sasami: Uh oh… what do we do?

(Aeka straps her bag on and sees Ash and Brock, with a sizable lead.)

Aeka: We have to catch up to them…

 

(Syaoran and Meiling, beaten up quite a beat, still manage to check in with Naru.)

Naru: I, uh… take it Motoko missed.

(Syaoran nods.)

Naru: You okay?

Meiling: (wobbly) Moumantai…

(Meiling topples over. Naru looks at Syaoran.)

Naru: You’re team number nine.

 

(Ash and Brock spot an alley. Ash points down it.)
[ASH & BROCK- Currently in 10th Place]
Ash: I think it’s down here.

(Brock taps Ash on the shoulder.)

Brock: Ash, I think we have a problem.

Ash: What’s that?

Brock: Princesses at nine o’clock!!

(Ash looks to his left, and sees Aeka and Sasami charging after them.)

Ash: Waugh!!

(They both start running. Aeka and Sasami continue to chase them. They reach a long set of stairs.)

Brock: (VO) We look behind us, and we have two princesses right on our heels. What the heck do they feed them on Jurai?? One thing’s for sure, I’ve never run away from girls so fast in my entire life.

(Both teams begin to tire.)

Ash: Brock… I’m getting tired.

Brock: Just a little further Ash…

Sasami: I can’t run any more Aeka…

Aeka: We have to try… just pretend we’re climbing the stairs to the Masaki shrine.

(They press on.)

 

(Over at the Hinata, Naru waits for the first team to step on the mat. Finally, they reach it… as Ash and Brock, completely exhausted, check in to the Pit Stop.)

Brock: (panting) I’ll uh… I’ll… have to take a rain check on hitting on you.

Naru: Good… good for you. You’re team number ten.

(Both sigh and walk away. Ash is a little disappointed.)

Brock: Still in it…

(By now, Aeka and Sasami are walking, both are more exhausted than disappointed.)

Naru: (sadly) Aeka and Sasami… you are the last team to arrive.

(Sasami looks down sadly.)

Naru: You’ve both been eliminated.

Sasami: Oh no…

Aeka: It’s all right Sasami.

(They sadly step off the platform.)

Aeka: (VO) I think we did what we came to do. We fought as hard as we could, and although our standing doesn’t reflect that, we were at least in the thick of everything.

Sasami: We certainly made Ash and Brock run for it!

Aeka: Yes, the other teams had to at least earn their place. We definitely did not limp to the finish line, that’s for certain. We take great solace in knowing that we were a competitive team, even if we were eliminated.

End of Episode One

 

Author’s Notes
If you haven’t figured it out already, the hosting duties will be handled by the series involved. This was the Love Hina leg, so Keitaro, Mitsune, and Naru handled the job quite well. As much as we all love Phil Keoghan, and his amazing ability to teleport from location to location, I thought this had more local flavor to it.

Incidentally, the format of the race, as well as the game-play elements, almost exactly mirror the real show. Many are turned off by the idea of being eliminated by picking the wrong taxi driver, but I still prefer to stay faithful to the series. However, since I’m the one playing God and deciding who wins and loses, I do make sure that the eliminations are due to one team screwing up or other teams stepping up. In this case, Aeka and Sasami were eliminated because they didn’t work as hard as Yukino/Arima to get on that first plane, didn’t choose the other Detour like Kiyone/Mihoshi, and didn’t run as fast as Ash/Brock.

In case you hadn’t noticed, the Cardcaptor Sakura teams are in sub-mode. Since the dub has such radical differences that literally changes the relationship of Syaoran and Meiling, I’m using the sub. Complain all you want about the dubs of Evangelion and Digimon Frontier (although Frontier has shown great improvement lately), the characters are pretty much the same both ways. Well… maybe not Takuya, but I just feel more comfortable writing with his dub character (and it’s not as extremely different, so it doesn’t make a drastic change).

Another cool benefit of being in dub mode is that I can now do inside jokes with voice actors with the dub (almost all of my previous references involved Japanese seiyuu). Veronica Taylor would get laryngitis trying to voice both Ash and Yukino in that airport scene.

Next Week on The Anime-zing Race:
*
As teams get a double-dose of crack anime, will they all be able to stay sane?
* Takato and Henry find themselves with more home-field advantage, but will another team try to cash in on it as well?
* And after the Fast Forward gave Gary & Samuel a big boost, will other teams be tempted to go for the next one?